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  • Monday, October 14, 2002

     

    Jeb! In! Trouble!

    Oh, sure , it's from Drudge, but we can dream can't we? I mean, it's not like they're going to let everyone vote, or even count the votes for that matter.

    I don't think that the voters of Florida should throw out Jeb! just because his brother is an inside-trading, election-stealing, half-witted, drunken, lying, inarticulate, war-time deserter with an oedipal complex, who is willing to let 50,000 servicemen die in Iraq to secure the oilfields for his buddies in the energy bidness. That would be wrong. They should throw Jeb! out because he sucks as a governer, a father, and a man.



    posted by tbogg at 9:29 PM

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    Sorry. The RNC fax machine was broken.

    According to the Washington Post:

    President Bush acknowledged at a campaign rally today that he is worried about the stagnant job market, as the Republican Party prepared to warn candidates that most voters think the economy is going the wrong way.

    snip

    The heightened focus by Bush on the economy -- and the effort to shift culpability to Democrats -- came as the Republican National Committee was ready to send a memo to its campaigns on Tuesday reporting that internal GOP polling shows that the economy is the most important issue to voters, followed by terrorism and education.

    "The public continues to be very concerned about the economy and is somewhat less optimistic than they were a few months ago," wrote Matthew Dowd, who was Bush's campaign pollster and is now the party's polling consultant. "Further, a majority of the public thinks the economy is going in the wrong direction."

    Which would mean that the much-maligned NY Times poll last week was correct.

    But..but, you say, Andy Sullivan and David Tell and Dick Morris (who is never wrong) all said that the poll was wrong, that it was biased, that is was...oh never mind. Consider the source.

    We will expect a Krugman-like apology from Andy somtime time on Tuesday..or Wednesday..or never.





    posted by tbogg at 9:19 PM

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    If you got in here...congratulations.

    blogger has been experiencing some difficulties today. But we can't complain...it's free.


    posted by tbogg at 6:14 PM

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    Been a long time since I moved my bowels, yeah yeah

    Geezer rockers Led Zeppelin are hitting the road again. Look for the Rocking Across America with Our Left Blinker Blinking Tour to hit your town.



    posted by tbogg at 3:02 PM

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    Overheard at the Christian Coalition Conference this past weekend

    "If we want God to grant us victory ... we should arm ourselves with several tools, including a return to God through repentance, honest work and true intentions, [and] to unite under God. If it is true that conflict and differences are the main reasons for failure ... it is true that unity, consensus and faith are the key to victory and the gate to domination."

    Not-invited speaker.


    posted by tbogg at 2:14 PM

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    Sevice packs soon to follow

    Nina over at Table Talk shares this link:

    "I've started referring to the proposed action against Iraq as Desert Storm 1.1, since it reminds me of a Microsoft upgrade: it's expensive, most people aren't sure they want it, and it probably won't work."--Kevin G. Barkes


    posted by tbogg at 1:25 PM

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    Okay. The guy who wins the Risk tournament this weekend, gets to push the button.

    Unfortunately it looks like the war will be conducted by people at the Pentagon who aren't actual military, but play like they are in the administration. Bob Novak seems worried:

    If there is a precise plan for action to remove Saddam Hussein from power, general officers at the Pentagon tell members of Congress that they are in the dark. This may be another example of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld working with a small circle of both official and unofficial advisers, fostering concern among career officers that plans are not being sufficiently reviewed by military experts.

    Hawkish civilians, in and out of the government, have been suggesting that Saddam's elite Republican Guard will throw up its arms in surrender. No serious person believes that. The question is whether an uprising of the persecuted Shia majority will be enough to overthrow the Baghdad regime without heavy application of U.S. force. If there is no effective revolt, the generals and their friends on Capitol Hill worry that the unknown plans may not call for sufficient U.S. forces.

    Like everything else since President Fool Me Once was appointed, it gets worse:

    What most bothers the generals, however, is Rumsfeld's preference for outside advice. For example, sources say a frequent consultant with the secretary is former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, an amateur military expert and member of the Pentagon's Defense Policy Board. There is no distribution through the Pentagon of such advice.

    Good lord. If he starts talking to Tom Clancy, I'm moving to Canada.








    posted by tbogg at 11:45 AM

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    1, 2, 3, 4..We don't want your oil war

    Thanks to Chris over at TT, here is a way to get involved against the coming war:

    No war with Iraq



    posted by tbogg at 9:59 AM

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    Cheney sits in his mountain-top lair, rubbing his hands together and sneering, "Yessss...excellent"

    Some of the good folks over at Table Talk suggest that the Tarot Card Killer may be part of a government plot.

    In the early 1960s, America's top military leaders reportedly drafted plans to kill innocent people and commit acts of terrorism in U.S. cities to create public support for a war against Cuba.

    Code named Operation Northwoods, the plans reportedly included the possible assassination of Cuban émigrés, sinking boats of Cuban refugees on the high seas, hijacking planes, blowing up a U.S. ship, and even orchestrating violent terrorism in U.S. cities.
    The plans were developed as ways to trick the American public and the international community into supporting a war to oust Cuba's then new leader, communist Fidel Castro.


    America's top military brass even contemplated causing U.S. military casualties, writing: "We could blow up a U.S. ship in Guantanamo Bay and blame Cuba," and, "casualty lists in U.S. newspapers would cause a helpful wave of national indignation."

    How sad that this administration makes this sound all too plausible....



    posted by tbogg at 9:32 AM

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    Would she listen if we sent her a Candygram?

    Apparently Diane Feinstein doesn't hear so well these days.

    In San Francisco, groups are planning sit-ins at Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s office to protest her vote for the resolution after the California Democrat expressed opposition to it a few weeks ago. Efforts to persuade her to oppose the resolution failed despite 11,000 calls that her office logged in the week before the vote, with only 150 of those calls supporting the resolution.

    Even House Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), who opposed the resolution (after receiving 12,000 calls from constituents in three weeks, with only 20 of those supporting the resolution), is getting calls complaining about Feinstein’s vote. Brendan Daley, Pelosi’s press secretary, said her office had received a few hundred angry calls regarding Feinstein’s vote Friday morning.

    This makes me soooooo glad I contributed to her campaign.

    Never again.


    posted by tbogg at 9:15 AM

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    Iran makes peace offering to the US

    Responding to a recent Congressional authorization allowing President Cartman to wage war whenever and wherever he pleases, Iraq has offered to assasinate a hate-mongering religious zealot who hates America and the freedom for which it stands.

    Since it is bad form and an insult to their culture to refuse such a gift, I think it is only right that we humbly accept this offer.



    posted by tbogg at 8:53 AM

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    O send thy light forth and thy truth; let them be guides to me. And bring me to thine holy---excuse me? You gonna eat those fries?

    White House staffers get together at lunch to study the Bible.

    Too bad they didn't spend more time reading inteligence reports before September 11.


    posted by tbogg at 8:40 AM

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    War name extra's

    Some war name submission came with explanantions. Here are a few:

    T-ball's daddy named the invasion of Panama "Operation
    Just Cause". In keeping with this spirit, and
    admitting the administration's shifting rationale for
    attacking Iraq, how about "Operation Just 'cause"?

    The answer is in the name of the Contest: Bush's War. He missed/avoided his chance to serve during the Vietnam War, and like most of those dodgers, he is now suffering recriminations. In his infantile mind, he will make up for his failings 30 years ago, but this time he actually gets to "preside" over a war rather than actually suffer through one

    Because (a) W. is such a panty-waist momma’s boy;
    and because (b) his war is merely an echo of
    daddy’s Desert Shield; and because (c) the war is
    designed to ‘protect Bush’ from being stained by
    the fallout of the hemorrhaging economy; I
    propose to call the war OPERATION PANTY SHIELD.






    posted by tbogg at 8:33 AM

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    It's name that war day

    In no particular order, here are the submissions for Name That War

    Pissing into the Whirlwind

    Operation Bushwacked

    Operation: You Tried to Kill My Dad

    Operation: Because I Can (and I have a small penis)

    Operation Enduring Pretext

    Bush Saddam II: This Time It's Personal

    Operation OhMyPapa

    Operation Protecting America's Natural Resources Overseas

    The War of the Posers

    Operation My Name is Inigo Montoya

    War of the Fraternities: Towel Fight!

    Dubya Dubya III

    The Empire Strikes First

    Operation Emasculation

    Operation War Ain't Really That Bad, Is It? I mean, I really don't know, I'm askin', ya know?

    Operation by Milton Bradley

    Operation Congressional Abdication

    Operation Vietnam Redux

    OPERATION BAG FOR DAD

    Operation "So Damn Insane

    World War W

    OPERATION 'AVENGE POPPY

    Operation Poppy's Revenge

    “Fool my Dad once...shame on...um...Fool me the second time...uh...Hell, I'm goin' to Texas."

    Operation Ooching Toward Oil

    Operation Encourage Consumption

    Operation Working Class Warrior

    Operation Rich Man Deferment


    Although my personal favorite was: Operation My Name is Inigo Montoya.
    The name with the most submissions was the most obvious one:

    World War III

    Thanks to everyone who submitted…


    posted by tbogg at 8:27 AM

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    Sunday, October 13, 2002

     

    ....and the war names are!:

    ...coming tomorrow morning.

    I'm tired....wanna go to bed...sleepy...very sleepy........


    posted by tbogg at 9:50 PM

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    The horror...the horror...

    Atrios over at Eschaton has a picture up of Ari Fleischer when he was still in his pupa stage before he emerged from his cocoon as a full fledged weasel.

    At least he isn't wearing a spread collar and gold chains that, I hear, makes people look gay.

    Because that would be bad.

    Especially in Montana.


    posted by tbogg at 9:37 PM

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    Saddam on the beach

    Andy Sullivan (again) making a connection that isn"t there:

    THE BELL TOLLS AGAIN: I've been to Bali, with my old friend Max Kennedy, almost fifteen years ago. It's a blessed little place - about as quiet and secluded and out of it as any place on earth. A mixture of Hindu culture, ancient animism, stoners from Australia, and skinny, pale Euro-hikers, it was a little bohemia all its own. Now these monsters have struck again, incinerating innocents in their murderous religious rage. There is no good here. And although Mike Kinsley will scoff at me for saying it, there is much evil. The target is not accidental. Having fun, mixing cultures, partying till dawn are all wonderful human activities that these dour murderers loathe. They hope that by targeting the "sinful," they might even be excused by less extreme Muslims. The only good news is that Indonesia may now better understand what it's up against; and the full inclusion of a moderate Muslim country against these Islamofascists will help greatly. The Brits and Australians, who were again among the dead, have already been spectacular in the war on terror. But perhaps now that more Germans have been murdered, Chancellor Schroder will rethink his hostility to confronting Saddam and his terrorist allies[my emphasis]

    Would someone please explain to Andy for the umpteenth time that Saddam runs a secular state, that Osama hates him, and that we recognize that he is trying to link the two together just so he can use his neologism that he is soooo proud of: Islamofascists. Writing about the Bali tragedy just so you can use your new catch phrase is a sign of.... Sulli-vanity.

    See. You can play at home.

    One more Andy note: Sully thinks that the Taylor ads in Montana were gay-themed because...well...he should know. But I have to wonder if Andy's sudden fascination with the Taylor campaign stems from the fact that big contributors to Mike the Hairdresser go by the name of Taylor Rough Riders.

    I bet that puckered Andy's nipples....



    posted by tbogg at 9:26 PM

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    Following the Mass and the rugby match, we'll be having a barbeque over by the bleachers

    1972 Andes crash survivors reunite




    posted by tbogg at 12:16 PM

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    Filling in for Lynne...Glenn Kessler and Peter Slevin

    Glenn Kessler & Peter Slevin of the Washington Post do a wonderful job servicing the hard-to-find and even harder-to-subpoena Dick Cheney. I know that if I want to get to know the real Dick Cheney, the behind-the-scenes, no-holds-barred Dick Cheney, I will immediately run to completely neutral Paul Wolfowitz who is, like, totally unbiased:

    “He is as concerned as any human being I know about the danger of a much more serious terrorist attack on the United States, that Sept. 11 was only the beginning,” said Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, who said Cheney “was influenced significantly by the developing intelligence on Iraq in general and al Qaeda in particular.”

    To see how Cheney developed his world view, Kessler & Slevin point out that:

    While a student at Yale University in the early 1960s, Cheney took a course with H. Bradford Westerfield, then a conservative foreign policy specialist in the tradition of Sen. Henry “Scoop” Jackson (D-Wash.). Westerfield, who also taught George W. Bush a few years later, said he stressed the long-term global contest for freedom, promoting the idea that it was permissible to overthrow regimes if it would bring the new government within the Western alliance.

    Cheney remembers little of the specifics of the course, but it hooked him on political science.

    That Cheney is hazy on the specifics of the course is unsuprising as he was busy at the time flunking out of Yale and avoiding the draft. But he, liked, aced, that class...

    To show how farsighted this great man is, we learn:

    Cheney was defense secretary when in 1991 Bush’s father chose to halt the Persian Gulf War with Hussein still in power. Cheney has never publicly second-guessed his support of that decision. But, even then, he was keenly interested in Iraq’s possible use of chemical and biological weapons. He ordered a secret study when he felt that Powell, then chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was not taking the problem seriously enough.

    It was also one of the first thoughts that jumped to his mind as he watched the World Trade Center towers collapse while he was sitting in the White House’s underground bunker. “As unfathomable as this was,” Cheney said to an aide as they stared at the television, “it could have been so much worse if they had weapons of mass destruction.”

    Like Nostradamus with a bad ticker, he had a premonition of things to come.......(cue ominous music)

    They then conclude:

    The situation was “worse than a vacuum,” a senior official said. “The wrong arguments were out there. It was a period when, in the absence of making a case, there was a lot of air time being filled by other people.”

    Cheney concluded that the administration couldn’t wait. He mentioned to Bush that he planned to give a speech on Iraq, and the president contributed a few suggestions, officials recounted. Then, the day before the speech, Cheney laconically mentioned that the speech would be “pretty tough.”

    “Tough?” Bush asked.

    “Yep,” Cheney said.

    “Okay,” Bush replied

    Tom Clancy couldn't have written it any better. No, really. Clancy couldn't.




    posted by tbogg at 11:56 AM

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    The Bush family...American Royalty

    A couple of readers delicately pointed out that I may have gone over the line by infering that Jenna Bush might be giving oral pleasure to drunken frat boys down at U of T. I will reluctantly agree. As a member of the distinguished Bush family made up of Presidents, former Presidents, Senators, Governors, smugglers, corrupt Savings and Loan executives, inside traders, stalkers, and the '"chemically inhanced", Ms. Bush deserves better than this. In the future I will accord her all of the respect that the lovely Jenna deserves, subject, of course, to any future run-ins she may have with the law.

    Oh. And Jenna dear, you may want to try sampling some of those lite beers. They're less filling, and I hear they taste great.


    posted by tbogg at 11:28 AM

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    Friday, October 11, 2002

     

    Weekend update

    Since readership goes down on the weekend faster then Jenna at a frat party, I'm going to take a little time off until Sunday night. I just started Comic Book Nation, and I promised myself I would make a dent in it this weekend. That, and reacquaint myself with my family ("Didn't you use to be blonde?"…”When did we buy a pony?”). Remember to keep sending those War Names in. I've already received some good ones. See everyone Monday morning when we’re all pretending to work.




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    The Blog where irony goes to die

    Andy Sullivan shows us that his fans are as clueless as he is.

    SONTAG AWARD NOMINEE: "It is not enough for Bush to be President of the United States, he must become the Emperor of the World. This unclothed emperor is, as they say in Texas, all hat and no brains. In the years before us, I fear there will be causes worth dying for. There will be tyrants so unstoppable that we will have to fight them to preserve our own freedom. But that is not the case now. Instead of standing up against tyranny, we are bringing it to our own doorstep. We have met the enemy, and it is us." - Glenda Gilmore, professor of history, Yale University.

    UPDATE: From a Texas reader: "'This unclothed emperor is, as they say in Texas, all hat and no brains.' We don't say that. We say: all hat and no cattle. She can't even quote the average Texan right."
    From another Texas reader: "In Texas, we say, 'All hat and no ranch.' Never heard it put that other way. Ever."


    As we say in California, "Duh". Thank you sharing the ignorance, Andy. You really have to get down to Texas someday, you're their kind of folk.





    posted by tbogg at 6:04 PM

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    Just put those cases of Astroglide over there by the Bibles

    Well, the Christian Coalition's Road To Victory 2002 is happening this week in DC. Beltway hookers are expecting a record breaking weekend with the following special guests attending:

    President George W. Bush, Speaker Dennis Hastert, Majority Leader Dick Armey, Congressman Robert Aderholt, David Barton, Congressman Roy Blunt, Pat Boone, Congressman Henry Brown, Senator Sam Brownback, Congresswoman Jo Ann Davis, Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein, Don Feder, Keith Fournier, Jess Gibson, Congressman Bob Goodlatte, Congressman Lindsey Graham, Congressman Ralph Hall, Congresswoman Melissa Hart, Senator Jesse Helms, Dr. E.V. Hill, Donna Rice Hughes, Congressman Henry Hyde, Senator James Inhofe, Roy Innis, Congressman Ernest Istook, Sujo John, Congressman Walter Jones, Governor Frank Keating, Ambassador Alan Keyes, Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Senator Trent Lott, Senator Mitch McConnell, Judge Roy Moore, Benjamin Netanyahu, Senator Don Nickles, Oliver North, Mayor Ehud Olmert, Father Frank Pavone, Star Parker, Congressman Chip Pickering, Slavik Radchuk, Karl Rove, Phyllis Schlafly, Jay Sekulow, Senator Bob Smith, Congressman Chris Smith, Ken Starr, Secretary Tommy Thompson, Congressman Dave Weldon, Armstrong Williams, Zig Ziglar.

    This doesn't count all of the CC activists that will be in town, away from their loved ones, bringing their hopes and dreams of a Christian America as well as a Bible, a sack lunch, and that jelly dong collection they've been hiding in the back of the sock drawer.

    Praise Jebus and pass the lube.






    posted by tbogg at 5:50 PM

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    Yeah. I got'cher Nobel Prize right here...More from the Dian Fossey Chronicles

    Feeling kind of Dian Fossey-esque, I decided to venture over to freerepublic and see what the droolers "think" about Jimmy Carter receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.

    During Carter presidency, Iran was converted to a radical Islamic fanatic state; he did not care! They invaded AMERICA, by invading our embasy; he did not care! They captured, tortured our people; he did not care! They would not listen to mediation, or international amissaries; he did not care!
    So when is it appropriate to use force against these worthless ragheads?

    -philosofy123

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    The history of this award speaks for itself. Mr. Carter can consider himself privileged to be in company of such power hungry, self serving, pusillanimous servants of Lucifer.

    -MoGalahad

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    The swiss are a bunch of effete pussies, they can take their prize and shove it, the next American nominated should refuse it

    -Rome2000


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    Carter will probably have it bronzed.

    -Jimer


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    Excuse me while I go have a full body chemical peel.


    posted by tbogg at 1:22 PM

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    Dick Cheney? Fat, pasty guy? Does the spasm dance every once in awhile? Nope. Haven't seen him.

    Dick Cheney has been kind of scarce lately. Since we can assume that he isn't all greased up and hiding in a love-nest somewhere with Lynne doing the two-backed beast, we figure that Nicholas Kristof has a good idea why Dick should stay at that undisclosed location for just a few more days.

    President Bush and Vice President Cheney portray Saddam Hussein as so menacing and terrifying that one might think they've lain awake at night for years worrying about him.

    But when Mr. Cheney was running Halliburton, the oil services firm, it sold more equipment to Iraq than any other company did. As first reported by The Financial Times on Nov. 3, 2000, Halliburton subsidiaries submitted $23.8 million worth of contracts with Iraq to the United Nations in 1998 and 1999 for approval by its sanctions committee.

    snip

    Old monsters like Libya, North Korea and Iran have proved — well, not ephemeral, but at least changeable, less terrifying today than they used to be. And the Iraqi threat, for which we're now prepared to sacrifice hundreds or thousands of American casualties, just a few years ago was simply another tinhorn dictatorship where C.E.O. Cheney was earning his bonus.


    posted by tbogg at 12:26 PM

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    What's Norwegian for "bitch-slapped"?

    Jimmy Carter gets the Nobel Peace Prize...and Bush gets a rock.

    OSLO, Norway - Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for his peace mediation efforts and promotion of human rights in what the awards committee said was a criticism of current U.S. policy and "a kick in the leg" to those following the same line.


    The secretive, five-member committee made its decision last week after months of deliberations as it sought the right message for a world still dazed by the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, the war on terrorism that followed and concern about a possible U.S. military strike against Iraq.

    "It should be interpreted as a criticism of the line that the current administration has taken," Gunnar Berge, chairman of the Nobel committee, said in Norwegian. "It's a kick in the leg to all that follow the same line as the United States."

    Bush was said to take consolation for his Man of the Year Award from the American Enuresis Society for his actions on September 11, 2001.




    posted by tbogg at 8:56 AM

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    More Friday fun

    More fun than playing "got'cher nose" with President T Ball.

    Ooooo. Aaaaaahhh. Fireworks!


    posted by tbogg at 8:43 AM

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    Name that conflict!

    Now that Congress has given the car keys to a drunk, it's time to name the new inproved 21st century war.

    Will it be Operation Deserter Storm or Bunnypants Revenge? Apparently Condi Rice has suggested; All Up In Saddam's Face, Uh Huh.. Bush, on the other hand wants to call it: Operation The Economy? Hey, Look! It's Saddam!! Get'em!

    What do you want to call it? The royal "we" presents our first ( because there will be others) Name Bush's War contest. Send your suggestions to tblogg@hotmail.com. I'll post the best on Sunday night. Purchase not required . Void where prohibited by law. Sanitized for your protection.



    posted by tbogg at 8:37 AM

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    I'm sorry. We're out of paradigms today. Can I get you a zeitgeist?

    Peggy Noonan didn't have much to write about this week...but that didn't stop her from writing about it. It's her old standby: everything has changed.

    The bookends of her column:

    Even though everyone says Sept. 11 changed everything in America, I'm not sure we've fully noticed how much it's changed everything. And here's a paradox: All that change may well yield a kind of stasis, at least immediately, at least in the midterm elections.

    snip

    At any rate, the great 2002 paradox: Everything is changing, and not much in this election seems poised to change.

    We are suspended.

    We are waiting to see if there is a war, waiting to see how the world reacts, waiting to see if the war is simple and clean or long and brutal, waiting to see if the war makes us safer or less safe in the long run or short.

    Until then, until the war, one can't help but expect a continuance of suspension. That's how it looks to me today at any rate. Movement that brings stasis, action that maintains the status quo. It seems freaky. But it's a freaky time.

    What lies between these passages is a rather thin gruel of loosely connected anecdotes that would qualify as a post-modern novel if there was anything novel about them and the whole piece wasn't shorter than George Bush's attention span when Ed, Edd and Eddy is coming on. Many of the subjects she mentions might be worthy of a column of their own, but Peggy is loath to pass on this "America has changed" theme that she so loves to fall back upon.

    Part of me wants to agree with the Pegster that America has changed, but that part has to disagree with her on the date. I'm an "America changed on December 9, 2000" kind a guy. That was the day that the Supreme Court decided to stop the vote counting in Florida, casting a permanent shadow on the last branch of government that we thought we could count on. In theory, untainted: in reality, corrupt to the bone. We ceased knowing how our government would work from that point forward because each branch of government went to war with the other, and it seems like we've been off-balance ever since. From secret trials to secret meetings, from month-long Presidential vacations to indeterminate sentences, from government by lack of mandate to government by quiet executive orders. Everything is done on the sly now: a subtle rule change here, lobbyists assuming positions without congressional review there, judicial appointees with no paper trail, and if you do want those papers, or any others, be prepared to file a suit for them. It's all very good-old-boy muddled, done with a wink and a thin-lipped, humorless grin and no need-to-worry-your-pretty-little-head, we know what we are doing. Call it the evil of banality.

    If we can't get passionate, like Peggy says, maybe its because the government won't tell us what they are doing, and the media is too busy admiring the scenery out the side window of the car, when they should be facing forward and telling us where these people are taking us. They both feed us gloss and sound bites, press releases and dog and pony shows, but nothing we can sink our teeth into. It's a symbiotic dance we aren't invited to.

    In this way we have changed because our government and the press has taken an odd turn for the worse. Oddly enough, it is George W Bush himself who provides the words that best describe our ambivalence about his own administration:

    "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”










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    Looking to party, sailor?

    Micky Kaus finally came out of the closet by offering to service anyone who will run against Max Baucus:

    In an earlier item, I suggested that Sen. Max Baucus of Montana was vulnerable to attack as weak on welfare reform. Apparently, Baucus' GOP opponent, Mike Taylor, attempted to raise the issue earlier this year, and it didn't take. But now Taylor has pulled a Torch and quit the race (after the Democrats ran an ad with archival footage of "Taylor applying lotions to the face of a man siting in the barber chair ....wearing a tight-fitting, three piece suit, with a big-collared open shirt"). ... Perhaps former governer Marc Racicot or Lt. Gov. Karl Ohs -- the rumored Lautenbergs in this potential switcheroo -- will be able to more effectively use the historically potent welfare issue. ... Should Racicot or Ohs (or anyone of either party) want details on Baucus' welfare backsliding, kausfiles stands ready to provide guidance.

    He's to the left of Hillary Clinton on this issue. (Hillary signed on to the more centrist New Democrat Bayh-Carper bill) ... I would guess that

    "BAUCUS -- GUTS WORK REQUIREMENTS FOR WELFARE RECIPIENTS"

    over a nice grainy photo would work well. ...

    Dick Morris is a political hack who pretends he's a journalist. Micky Kaus is a pretend journalist who goes out at night dressed as a political hack. Maybe they should team up. One of them seeks the company of whores, and the other one is available all night if the price is right.








    posted by tbogg at 9:00 PM

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    Disco Stu drops out part II

    Just because I'm enjoying this Mike Taylor story out of Montana so much, I thought I would share a picture of Disco Mike the Ambiguously Gay Hairdresser.

    Now, I don't see gay when I look at this picture. I see swarthy, which means Disco Mike may want to keep a low profile if Ann Coulter decides she wants to do a little bowhunting in Montana next spring. Of course, compare this picture of Mike then , with Mike now, and we can say that time has not been good to either Mike or disco.

    On the other hand, Ted Olson thinks Mike looks kinda groovy.


    posted by tbogg at 3:26 PM

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    Businessman Bill Simon likes the look of this baby

    I got this email today:

    Dear ,

    With profound interest and in utmost confidence, I am
    soliciting your immediate assistance or co-operation
    as to enable us round up an opportunity within my
    capability as a result of the death of one of our
    contractor (Beneficiary). You should not be surprised
    as to how I got your contact, you were highly
    recommended to me with the believe that you are
    competent, reliable, Trustworthy and confident.


    I am Dr Emi Frank Chief Auditor, Special Project
    and Foreign Contract Regularization and Disbursement,
    in the Office of the Auditor General of the Federation
    of Federal Republic of Nigeria. We work in hand with
    the Senate Committee on Foreign Contract Payment. Our
    duty is to ensure that all contractors are paid their
    contract sum in due time.


    This last payment quarter, a total of 30 contractors
    were short listed for payment and about 25 of them
    have been paid remaining about 5 (Five), information
    reaching this office indicates that one among the
    remaining has been reported dead. His name is Mr.
    Gerrand Schwartz from Sweden, he died in the last Air
    France Concorde plane crash. Meanwhile he finished the
    execution of his contract December 19th 1999. But
    since his death, nobody has come forward to put a
    claim to his contract fund which is about
    US$15,500,000.00 Million (fifteen Million Five
    Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars) that is why I need your
    immediate assistance to expedite the transfer of the
    contract amount.


    With my position as a Director in the Department of
    Contract Regularisation and Disbursement, I will
    regularize all the necessary documents and present
    your company as the bona-fide beneficiary of this fund
    in as much as you respond within 48 hours for
    respect of this important message. Your unreserved
    cooperation in this business is just what we require
    for a successful and hitch - free transaction.
    Necessary measures to ensure a risk - free and fool
    proof transaction and confidentiality has been taken.


    Kindly signify your interest by replying via my
    personal e -mail address above. Upon receipt of your
    positive reply we shall discuss on (1) Basic Program
    for Operation (2) Financial Status as to ascertain
    your capability. Upon completion of this transaction
    I have decided to give you 30% of the total sum, 60%
    of the fund which is our share will be used for
    investment in your company or in any other company of
    our choice. While10% has been mapped out to take care
    of any minor expenses incurred. Take note that this
    project will last for only 21 working days.


    I expect your response in time (within 48 hours) as
    time is of great essence in this transaction.



    God Bless and Kind Regards,

    Dr Emi Frank

    I'm gonna be rich! So long suckers!!! BWAHAHAHA


    posted by tbogg at 1:32 PM

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    Dian Fossey moment

    If you can stand the bellowing, hooting, and general feces flinging, freerepublic is fairly entertaining in that soon-to-be-appearing-on-COPS-wearing-a wifebeater-T-and-screaming-at-the-police kind of way. Freerepublic owner, RimJob, provides a public service by providing this forum to people who might otherwise spend their time driving around Maryland thinning out the herd, if you know what I mean.

    Now I won't vouch for the veracity of this, but I find it amusing as all get out:

    Appearing on Mark Larson's Larson Live! radio show (KRLA 870AM Los Angeles, KCBQ 1170AM San Diego and KRLH 590AM in Riverside and San Bernardino) this morning, political strategist Dick Morris was asked about the California governor's race. Noting that the current polls give Davis 45% to Simon's 35%, Morris said that with numbers like that, if the election were held today then Simon would likely win by a small margin. Morris said that an incumbent (Davis) must get credibly close to 50% to have a reasonable chance of victory. The reason is that the challenger has less name recognition among undecided voters, who are likely to break to the challenger as they become more familiar with him. Morris says that, as an experienced campaigner, Davis is well aware of this. Davis is presently calling on Simon to step down after the latest gaffe regarding the illegal fundraising accusations by Simon. Morris said that Davis "being all over Simon" should be regarded as more of a measure of Simon's strength than his weakness.

    And to think that there are actually people who give money to Dick Morris to say and write stuff.

    It's a strange world.





    posted by tbogg at 12:43 PM

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that

    Senatorial candidate Mike Taylor ...storms off in a huff:

    HELENA, Mont. -- Republican Mike Taylor dropped out of the Senate race against Democratic Sen. Max Baucus on Thursday, with his campaign complaining a Democratic ad portrayed him as a crook and a gay hairdresser.

    Taylor, who was trailing Baucus badly in the polls, said the ad amounted to assassination of character.

    The announcement comes less than a week after Democrats began airing the TV ad accusing Taylor of a scam involving student loan money when he ran a beauty school in Colorado. The ad includes videotape of Taylor from the 1980s in which he is wearing an open-front shirt and gold chains while massaging a man's face.

    Campaign spokesman Bowen Greenwood said Taylor, a married father of two, believes the ad is an attempt by Democrats to portray him as a homosexual.

    I thought they were just trying to portray him as having really really bad taste, even by Montana standards.


    posted by tbogg at 11:40 AM

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    Elsewhere in the blogosphere

    Lisa at Ruminate This has a wonderful piece about Bush where she makes the all too natural link between alcoholism/intervention and Bush's war.

    David Ehrenstein does a number on Rosenbaum that is well worth the time.

    Preternaturally smart Matthew Yglesias is becoming resigned to war. Too bad, but I know how he feels.







    posted by tbogg at 11:02 AM

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    Since Nancy Reagan has her hands full these days...

    Future obscure cultural footnote, Erika Harold, who is Miss America 2003 in case you weren't one of the nine people who watched this year's pageant, has been given the go-ahead to preach abstinence to teenagers, who still don't know who she is and will probably never care unless some naked pictures of her pop up like they did with Vanessa Williams which is why she is the only Miss America anybody remembers anymore, plus she's, like, really really hot even in those Radio Shack commercials with Ving Rhames who would probably like to get medieval on her ass if he got the chance. Where was I? Oh, yeah....

    Those who remember Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" to drugs campaign which ended teenage drug use in America forever and ever, may feel a sense of deja vu as teenagers across the land hear Harold's message and respond by rolling their eyes and pumping their fists in an up and down motion meant to represent, as Mrs Reagan might put it "flogging Ronnie", or masturbation as Ms Harold might call it, if she could just get the word out from between her tightly-clenched, Vaselined- smeared teeth.

    "I don't think the pageant organizers really understood how much I am identified with the abstinence message," Miss Harold told reporters at a ceremony in Oak Brook Terrace to crown her successor as Miss Illinois.

    "If I don't speak about it now as Miss America, I will be disappointing the thousands of young people throughout Illinois who need assurance that waiting until marriage for sex is the right thing to do," she said.

    ...at which point half the reporters were giggling like 10 year-old schoolgirls while the other half were wondering how Miss Harold would look with her ankles behind her ears. Miss Harold then said:

    ...she was subjected to "pervasive racial and sexual harassment" by other students in high school because of her black and American Indian ancestry and her refusal to succumb to sexual advances.

    Students threatened to kill her, and the principal told her, "If you'd only be more submissive like the other girls, this wouldn't happen to you," she said.

    At which point the assembled reporters rolled their eyes and did that "flogging Ronnie" motion with their non-note-taking fists.


    posted by tbogg at 9:33 AM

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    Wednesday, October 09, 2002

     

    Um. Okay, Ron. Look, I gotta go, so can you get to the point?

    Sullivan calls this essay by Ron Rosenbaum "wonderfully purgative". Yeah, that's a pretty good word for it, since " wonderfully self-indulgent rhetorical flotsam and jetsam" doesn't have quite the same zing to it.

    If you manage to get through all of Rosenbaum's turgid navel-gazing (order a venti triple shot and mainline it...no, order two), keep in mind my personal favorite quote from it:

    Goodbye to the deluded and pathetic sophistry of postmodernists of the Left, who believe their unreadable, jargon-clotted theory-sophistry somehow helps liberate the wretched of the earth.

    Rosenbaum: heal thyself.


    posted by tbogg at 10:47 PM

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    "...so then, the policeman said "Leave the money on the bedstand..."

    Okay. It isn't enough that Bill Simon's campaign flamed out again this week with his baseless charge against Gray Davis. But if you read deeper into the story we see this:

    Monty Holden, the current executive director of COPS, which is backing Simon, told reporters that Angele and Davis were in the lieutenant governor's office. Simon acknowledged his campaign, which has donated over $200,000 to COPS, had not sought to verify the authenticity of the photos.

    Simon bought his endorsement from COPS. I'm sorry, he "donated" $200,000 to them for their "consideration" of his "candidacy" which led them, coincidentally, to list him on their mailer of voting recommendations.

    Summation: he gave them $200,000...they gave him crap information and discredited all involved parties.

    Bill Simon. Businessman.





    posted by tbogg at 10:19 PM

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    I'm not going to be IGNORED!

    Poor Andy.

    Jim Romenesko's MediaNews blog is probably the most-read journalism blog on the web. He covers every minor story out there on the media and most major ones. So why won't he link to stories criticizing the new slant of the New York Times? This week, for example, major pieces in the Weekly Standard and the New York Post, not to mention Kausfiles and this site, all alerted readers to what seems like extraordinary bias in the presentation (yet again) of a New York Times poll. [my emphasis] Romenesko won't touch the story. Previous mentions of criticism of the Times get filed in small print as a the whinings of a bunch of right-wing loonies. Romenesko is free to link to whatever he wants. But he has an agenda for the left and pretends he doesn't. Of course, that's precisely what endears him to the New York Times.

    Romenesko spurns stories by Sullivan, Krugman-stalker Micky Kaus, Dick Morris (smirk), and David Tell. Kind of makes you wonder why Romenesko would take a pass on those titans of journalism. Actually, no it doesn't.

    Andy's constant snivelling comments about being passed over for notice (NY Times recently did a story on blogs and didn't mention him....) are starting to worry me. He's looking like he may take the Sylvia Plath solution any day now.


    posted by tbogg at 9:22 PM

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    Things that make you say...kill me now

    Remember Pat Boone? The guy who makes Lee Greenwood look like Henry Rollins? Well, he's back and if this doesn't make you shake your head and wonder if god had an aneurysm, I don't know what will:

    Pat Boone to Unveil New Song 'Under God' Oct. 10

    Veteran entertainer, Pat Boone ...


    Will unveil his new song, "Under God," in support of the pledge of allegiance, for members of the U.S. Congress at a press
    conference, hosted by the Natl. Foundation of Women Legislators


    No. Really. Then this:

    When, for years, it was uncool to be publicly patriotic, entertainer Pat Boone was one of the few Hollywood figures to do so anyway. Now he's stepping back up to the patriotic plate with a newly penned anthem supporting the pledge of allegiance, titled "Under God." It's a catchy tune that Boone, 67, just recorded in Los Angeles and plans to release via his own record company, The Gold Label, Oct. 15. Long a favorite of the military and hard core patriots, Boone, who's starred in numerous films, on TV and records, recently starred in an album, DVD and PBS Special, all titled "American Glory." On Thurs., Oct. 10, Boone unveils the song
    in Washington before a group of women legislators.


    According to a Newsweek magazine poll, 84 percent of Americans think references to God are acceptable in school and other public settings. Not surprisingly, Boone, who also wrote the unofficial national anthem of Israel, The Exodus Song," wants the words,
    "under God," to remain a part of the pledge, a precedent now being challenged in a San Francisco court. First penned in 1892, the
    pledge has undergone various revisions over the years, most recently in 1954 when the Knights of Columbus lobbied Congress to
    add the words, "Under God," which it did.


    Patriots on both sides of the aisle are already calling Boone to up to get advance copies of the song.

    You know...I thought I was embarassed to be an American with President "Keep good relations with the Grecians" at the helm, but Christ in a tubetop, this is friggin' appalling...

    Thanks to Maia for bringing this to my attention...I think.





    posted by tbogg at 7:32 PM

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    ...and they say that all politicians are liars...

    Congressman Pete Stark lays it on the line:

    “Let us not forget that our President -- our Commander in Chief – has no experience with, or knowledge of, war. In fact, he admits that he was at best ambivalent about the Vietnam War. He skirted his own military service and then failed to serve out his time in the National Guard. And, he reported years later that at the height of that conflict in 1968 he didn’t notice ‘any heavy stuff going on.’”

    “So we have a President who thinks foreign territory is the opponent’s dugout and Kashmir is a sweater.

    “What is most unconscionable is that there is not a shred of evidence to justify the certain loss of life. Do the generalized threats and half-truths of this Administration give any one of us in Congress the confidence to tell a mother or father or family that the loss of their child or loved one was in the name of a just cause?

    “Is the President’s need for revenge for the threat once posed to his father enough to justify the death of any American?

    “I submit the answer to these questions is no.







    posted by tbogg at 7:06 PM

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    It's a fine whine, with a sly drool undertone and just a hint of old man smell

    Strom Thurmond, (R-pooped his pants again) took time out from dying today to complain that Patrick Leahy, (D-Vermont) lied to him by not holding a hearing for yet another of Bush's whackaloon court nominees.

    You would think that Strom would be using his last minutes on earth to ponder why God would let a disgusting sack of grease like himself live to be a 100 when a great guy like Darryl Kile, who had a really good cut fastball, had to die at age 34. Even the Pope can't explain that one, and he's knock knock knockin' on heaven's door his own bad self.

    Meanwhile President Thank God for Childproof Caps is getting really steamed because the Democrats won't rubberstamp his collection of fundamentalist crackers and corporate suck-asses to lifetime Judicial appointments:

    Besides Shedd, one of those stranded would be Miguel Estrada, Bush's choice for the U.S. Appeals Court in the District of Columbia and a rumored choice for a Supreme Court seat if a vacancy should open.

    Bush also blasted the Senate over Estrada.

    "There are senators who are playing politics with this good man's nomination," Bush said, receiving a standing ovation at a White House celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month. "There are senators who would rather not give him the benefit of the doubt, [my emphasis] senators looking for a reason to defeat him as opposed to looking for a reason to herald his intelligence, his capabilities his talent. I strongly object to the way this man is going to be treated in the United States Senate."

    "Benefit of the doubt"? Excuse me, but a bunch of people did that for Bush in the election of 2000, when we had peace and prosperity, and look how that turned out.

    As Bush might say "Fool me once...uh...fool me twice...won't get fooled again...Karen! This is tooooo hard!!!"


    posted by tbogg at 2:05 PM

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    Dig your own hole

    Just when Doug Forrester was about to run off with the title of America's Biggest Ass Clown, Bill Simon snatches it from his grasp:

    Republican candidate Bill Simon on Wednesday conceded that his allegation that Gov. Gray Davis illegally accepted a campaign check inside the state Capitol "is now in question," and Davis called on him to drop out of the governor's race.

    Simon still defended himself for making the claim, which was based on now-discredited photographs released by a law enforcement group that is a key Simon ally and a complaint the group made to a state watchdog agency.

    Well, sure, you get one debate and the bombshell you drop turns out to be a lie. Good job! Prior to this, Simon had to weather the storm over a jury decision concerning a multi-million dollar deal Simon did with a convicted drug dealer. Simon, known to be a big Urkel fan, must have stayed home to watch Family Matters the day they covered "due dilligence" in law school.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Pasadena, Dan Lundgren is smirking, knowing he will no longer be known for running the worst campaign in California's history.








    posted by tbogg at 1:28 PM

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    With the way the economy is going, well, I'm sorry to say we're going to have to downsize you

    Judith Gorman gives Bush a performance review. It hope he didn't just buy a new car.

    We hired Mr. Bush nearly two years ago, although most of us believed he was the wrong man for the job, and many of us knew that he was unqualified for the position. Mr. Bush had never successfully managed a large corporation, or for that matter, successfully run a corporation of any size, and his experience in public office was scant to say the least. It turned out that we really had no choice. After all, he was the boss' son.

    Thanks to Kim to sending this one to me.



    posted by tbogg at 10:33 AM

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    We'd love to look into this...but we've got a war to fight...

    The Boston Globe reports:

    WASHINGTON - Harvard University's financial relationship with President Bush's former oil company was deeper than previously understood, with the university's management fund creating a separate ''off the books'' partnership with Harken Energy Corp. that helped keep afloat the financially troubled company, according to a report to be released today.

    HarvardWatch, a student-alumni group that monitors the school's investments, plans to issue the report and say that it has analyzed documents showing that the Harvard fund, an independent entity that manages the university's endowment, formed a partnership in 1990 with Bush's oil firm called the Harken Anadarko Partnership. The partnership effectively removed $20 million of debt from Harken's books, relieving the Texas company's short-term financial problems.

    About the same time, the Harvard fund invested about $30 million in Harken, which also helped keep the firm afloat. The partnership has not been mentioned in recent accounts of Bush's financial dealings in the oil business.

    IRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQIRAQ

    I'm sorry, what were they saying?





    posted by tbogg at 8:54 AM

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    ...and I want to be a veterinarian because I just love children

    Erika Harold, current Miss America 2003 as well as future infomercial spokeperson for Diamondnique Fashion Accessories, is, like, way upset that she can't promote teen abstinence to teens who don't even know who the hell she is, and could care less because she's like, this super braniac, who hasn't dated anyone really hot like Usher and she doesn't dress like, way slutty like Lil' Kim, so like, oh my gah!, who is she again?

    Ms Harrold was last seen stamping her dainty feet in a fit of soon-to-be-repressed pique, causing her tiara to go, like, all a kilter and stuff. Know what I'm sayin'?





    posted by tbogg at 8:27 AM

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    Well, they haven't blamed Gary Condit for it...yet

    Beltway police are still searching for the Washington sniper after he left a tarot card with the message, "Dear policeman, I am God" .

    Police are interviewing known associates of God, including John Ashcroft, Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, and those two guys who write those crappy Left Behind books who are already under investigation for dumbing down America even more, if that's possible.


    posted by tbogg at 8:10 AM

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    But would they have bumped Malcolm In The Middle for it?

    Fox is pretty proud of the fact that they had the highest rating for President Hooked On Phonic's speech on his upcoming war with Iraq to prove his manhood.

    I have to give them credit for clever marketing of the time slot as When Morons Attack. 4.6 million viewers is pretty good numbers for a Bush on Fox, passed only by the Noelle Bush crack-bust episode on COPS just four weeks ago, which grabbed a 4.2 Nielsen Media Research rating.


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    Tuesday, October 08, 2002

     

    I'm sorry, that previous statement is no longer operative...for the moment.

    NOW:

    People say, well, why -- and I know a lot of kids are probably asking, well, why America? And you've just got to understand that the enemy hates us because of what we love. We love freedom. We love the idea of people -- (applause). We love the fact that, in this great country, people can worship an almighty God any way they see fit. That's what we love. (Applause.) We love free political -- we love the debates, we love free -- we love the discourse of free people. We love a free press. We love everything about our freedom, and we're not going to change. We're going to stand tall and stand strong. (Applause.)
    George W Bush
    October 8, 2002 Alcoa, Tennessee

    ...AND THEN:

    "There ought to be limits to freedom"
    George W Bush
    May 22, 1999 Austin, Texas

    Did he change his mind, or is he lying...again?


    posted by tbogg at 9:13 PM

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    Supreme Court Groans And Holds Head In Hands

    Mark Morford is a god. From his Morning Fix.


    A father of nine ordered to have no more children unless he could support those already born lost a Supreme Court appeal. The justices did not comment in turning away an appeal from some sniveling overspermed dinkwad named David Oakley, impregnator of really not very bright women and total loser dad who should be not only banned from procreating, but from touching another female of any intelligence level for roughly the next, say, 75 years, who argued that it is unconstitutional for the government to limit his right to have children, as the court just sort of a sat there and stared at him, eyes tired and lids narrowed, sighing heavily, silently wishing painful genital warts upon him for many years henceforth, and feeling really, really sorry for this jerk's brood of miserable kids. The court also turned back a transsexual's claim for half of her late husband's estate, sidestepping a debate over the legality of marriages of people who've had sex changes, mostly because the co! urt just doesn't really like to handle the complicated sexual cultural crap anymore and would rather just kick back and rig elections and party and try not to drink too much Crystal and puke on Rehnquist's yacht again, yo.

    Go here to subscribe.. You won't be sorry.


    posted by tbogg at 8:53 PM

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    More NHL scores from hell

    I wish this wasn't coming from Pat Buchanan since it will be written off as anti-semitic nonsense, but Pat sees the writing on the wall:

    When Richard Gephardt left the White House with the president's blessing on a Gephardt-Bush resolution empowering the commander in chief to attack Iraq at a time of his own choosing, congressional resistance instantly crumbled.

    The debate is over, the issue settled. If Saddam does not open up his "palaces" to U.N. inspectors, his successor will open them up to U.S. troops.

    The president still demands a U.N. resolution authorizing force. But a Security Council refusal to vote for it will not deter him.

    Thus, with millions of Americans skeptical, most of Europe opposed and the Islamic world either bitterly against this war or terrified of its consequences, the president will likely give the order to U.S. forces this winter to smash Iraq.

    Congress' abdication is astonishing. For no one knows what America's plans are, once U.S. troops reach the gates of Baghdad.

    Some, however, have made plans. Read antiwar.com. The War Party sees the attack and invasion of Iraq as but the first battle in an imperial war of conquest against the entire Arab-Islamic world

    This caused this reaction over at freerepublic:

    Pat Buchanan is not a conservative

    I don't know about you, but I love it when the rightwing eats it's own.


    posted by tbogg at 6:49 PM

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    Crimestoppers Tip O' the Day

    Somebody is traveling around the DC/Maryland area shooting innocent people with a high-powered rifle. Profilers indicate that the person is probably a loner with a pathological hatred of people, and who seems to have the ability to roam at will unnoticed through the human landscape.

    As Peggy Noonan once said, "Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to." So, with that in mind...has anyone seen this person lately?

    Where do I go for my reward? I've got my eye on that foosball table I had to take back when my McArthur Genius Grant fell through....


    posted by tbogg at 3:39 PM

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    One of these things is not like the others

    Sully writes:

    SULLIVAN, HITCHENS AND ORWELL

    Well, in the end we couldn't resist. I've just finished reading Christopher Hitchens' lively, witty and oddly moving defense of the life and work of George Orwell: "Why Orwell Matters." If you've read all of Orwell (and I'm getting close) or have barely read him at all, the book is both a wonderful introduction to the man's work and a stimulating overview of all the issues he raises. Orwell's ability to confound both right and left, his tenacious honesty, his pellucid prose, his power of moral reasoning, his ability to distinguish between an argument and a feeling - all these come through loud and clear in this little book. Buy it and read it and then join Hitch and me for a weeklong conversation at the end of the month [my emphasis] about what Orwell means, and why his example still shines, perhaps more brightly than ever, in an era of war and ideological conflict. Buying the book through this site also helps support us financially, so enrich your mind and support this blog by getting the book today. Click here to purchase.

    It's not enough that Andy equates Bush with Churchill, FDR, Ming the Merciless, and Freddie Patek, former shortstop for the Kansas City Royals (okay, I made that last one up), he now has the hubris to list his name as well as that of besotted, hygienically-challenged Christopher Hitchens alongside the legendary George Orwell. Today he is inviting everyone to join him late in the month to this Algonquin kiddies-table, meeting of the minds where they're going to go all "big brains" for us.

    I am of two minds about this end-of-the-month meeting between England's worst exports since Gene Loves Jezebel. On the one hand their "discussion' is bound to devolve from Orwell, to Democrats, to Clinton's penis, to Howell Raines, to the inability to find a really good fitting pair of leather pants, then proceed on to all the places that they have been fired from because they are such iconoclasts, yadda yadda yadda. Then Sully will get all pissy when Hitch throws up on Sully's new reptile leather Madiso Gold Tipped Lace-up's. Afterwards, hilarious hijinks will ensue.

    Then again this discussion should provide hours of stuff to comment on, so I guess I should count my blessings.



    posted by tbogg at 2:02 PM

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    Notes from The Note

    The royal "we" liked this in The Note, regarding last night's debate in California between Davis & Simon.:

    One of the most fun political junkies have is learning who is playing the role of the "opponent" in debate prep.

    From sources familiar with the Davis campaign: The Note has learned that former Gore press secretary and Democratic consultant Chris Lehane played the Bill Simon role in the Gray Davis debate preparation that took place over the weekend.

    According to insiders, during several lengthy preparation sessions, Lehane adopted a "pit-bull approach" in the mock debates.

    When asked to comment, Lehane only would say for attribution, "I did my best to get into the Simon character by visiting a gun show, seeking an accountants advice on off-shore tax havens and limiting my speech to monosyllabic words. I wasn't perfect, but …


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    Hello, Dahlia

    There are many reasons to stay away from Slate (Krugman -stalker Micky Kaus comes to mind as well as Timothy Noah), but there are also a couple of good reasons to visit.

    Jacob Weisberg's Bushism's is a must. Here's today's:

    "Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."—Boston, Oct. 4, 2002

    But the best reason is for Dahlia Lithwick's coverage of the Supreme Court. Lithwick cuts to the chase and provides a brilliant synopsis of their daily-doings (and not-doings) without the pomposity of a James Kirkpatrick. That, and her subversive snarks about the Justices make it time well spent. It's just nice to read a knowledgable writer who has respect for the law, but less for the Justices who interpret it.


    posted by tbogg at 10:33 AM

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    Yeah. I've got an MBA, but it's a home-schooled MBA

    Glad to see those private Christian colleges are stll teaching our kids about traditional values. Gardner-Webb University in a grade scandal.

    A university cheating scandal that triggered noisy protests and angry resignations has erupted on a campus few might expect: a small Baptist school that prides itself on its Christian roots.

    Gardner-Webb University has been embroiled in controversy ever since the school's president admitted he wrote a memo two years ago ordering a star basketball player's GPA to be calculated without an F he received for cheating -- in, of all things, a religion class.

    Without the change, Carlos Webb would have been ineligible in 2000-01, the season Gardner-Webb won the National Christian College Athletic Association championship.

    I love this next part:

    The school's trustees affirmed Christopher White's presidency after a 10-hour meeting September 27, though they demoted a pair of administrators who had criticized White's actions.

    Gardner-Webb is still pretty small-time compared to Hillsdale though.


    posted by tbogg at 10:00 AM

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    What show was Andy watching?

    Andy Sullivan seem to think there was someything new in the Bush speech last night:

    The last phony anti-war argument was that President Bush had yet to "make the case" for war against Iraq, as if grown-ups didn't have the capacity to make their own minds up on the issue without constant guidance from the commander-in-chief. But that surely must now be in tatters as a point, since the president has made speech after speech in the last year clearly laying out the rationale for the war on terror, a rationale that has always included defanging Saddam. And now he's gone and laid it out in full, at length and in detail in prime time. And what did the networks do, the same networks that routinely feature talking heads bravely pronouncing that the president hasn't made his case? They ignored him. Of course they did. What losers and sophists.

    ". And now he's gone and laid it out in full, at length and in detail in prime time. "

    What details? Bush delivered the same stump speech he's been giving all around the country in his same halting three-words-at-a-time cadence. Then he lied and said he doesn't want to go to war... again. Nobody believes that.

    Maybe somebody should tell Andy to turn off the Tom Robinson CD's and un-mute the TV.


    posted by tbogg at 9:34 AM

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    Smacked upside the head by a two by 401(k)

    Paul Krugman...the last truthteller.

    But this summer, when plunging stocks and corporate scandals dominated the news, all sorts of unlikely people declared themselves ardent defenders of the small investor against corporate insiders. Mr. Oxley, the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee — and big accounting firms' best friend on Capitol Hill — suddenly emerged as the co-sponsor of that reform bill. Harvey Pitt, chosen to head the Securities and Exchange Commission precisely because the accounting industry regarded him as a softer touch than Arthur Levitt, tried to portray himself as tougher than his predecessor. George W. Bush, whose business career consisted of a series of murky insider dealings, declared himself outraged at corporate evildoers. Fortunately, Dick Cheney didn't make any speeches about business honesty; that would really have made our heads explode.


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    No Dick. When they say "foot in mouth" it usually means putting their own foot in their mouth

    Notorious toe tonguer Dick Morris say that the NY Times poll that showed the economy was a bigger issue than war was a "push poll".

    Slant No. 1: The Times poll asks voters if they would "be more likely to vote for a congressional candidate because of their positions on the economy or foreign policy."

    The use of "foreign policy" throws the results way off and allows the Times to report that voters want more focus on the economy by 57 percent to 25 percent. But on Sept. 8-9 Fox News asked 900 voters a similar question - comparing not economy vs. foreign policy, but economy vs. national security. The results: an even split, with the economy pulling 32 percent and national security 31 percent. What a difference a word makes

    In Dick's (and Fox's world) "foreign policy" and "national security" are one and the same. Well, no they're not. "Foreign policy" dictates our response to the rest of the world. "National security" tends to be more inward looking. They can be linked, but they are definitely not the same, like, for example, "hooker" and "paid escort who has sex with you while you talk to the President".




    posted by tbogg at 8:57 AM

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    " How about if he says, "We may be bombing, but that new Monday Night CBS lineup is laugh-arific!"....?

    The major networks passed on the President Hooked on Phonics speech, and the White House wasn't happy.

    If the president of the United States gives a speech but the broadcast networks do not carry it live for their tens of millions of viewers to see, did the president actually give the speech?

    ABC, CBS and NBC all decided not to carry President Bush's speech live at 8 last night. They said yesterday that they made this call because the White House never asked them to carry the speech live.

    But the White House said it did not put in the usual formal request because it wanted to keep the American public from thinking we were going to war.

    Yesterday around 4 p.m., the White House was rethinking that strategy. Aides called the networks' Washington bureau chiefs to get them to reconsider and offered to beef up the speech, but still they made no formal request for coverage.

    "On this call they were saying things like 'what if we do this, what if we do that,' " one network insider said.

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