Friday, September 27, 2002
Friday fun time
Last week it was Wu names...today, contributor Travis from KY. provides us with Mullet haiku. Take it away, Travis:
Drunk at 3 p.m.
Requested AC/DC
Hootin', hollerin'
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'No smoking inside'
Save the butt behind my ear
Can't kill the rooster
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Take her to Wendy's
No shoes, no shirt, no service
Wait in the car, smoke.
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Top short for the boss
Long in back for the ladies
Underage girlfriend.
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Nothing but curse words
The kid still ain't potty-trained
Tank top every day.
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