Sunday, September 29, 2002
...and this is your new roommate, Grandpa Simpson
Independent UK reports:
The United States and a number of Arab countries have drawn up plans for the exile of Saddam Hussein to a neutral country to avoid an invasion that could lead to massive number of civilian deaths.
Planners in the Near East division of the US State Department have looked at various scenarios under which the Iraqi president would cede power to a democratic government and then leave the country. President Saddam has angrily dismissed such suggestions – made to him by third parties.
Apparently Saddam was amenable to this prior to the Bush administration, but then his 401(k) went to shit.