Friday, September 20, 2002
Friday Afternoon Fun
Well it's Friday afternoon and it's time to unwind, and what could be more fun than researching what our government "leaders" Wu names are? Okay...well I thought it was fun, and I probably put more work into it than Peggy Noonan put into researching her latest column. So, lets get started, 'kay?:
Colin Powell is Superintendent God-Botherer
Condoleeza Rice is World-Class Programmah
Donald Rumsfeld is Crafty Barnardo
Dick Cheney is Top-Heavy Hookjaw
and...fanfare please..."President" George W. Bush is Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
Make of these what you will, but, like the Magic 8 ball, they gotta be true.
Now...wasn't that fun and informative?