If I tell you I'll have to kill myself...or something like that....

Good to hear that President Lowered Expectations picked a real braintrust in Tom Ridge. Reader Issac writes in:

Last night's Daily Show had a clip of Matt Lauer interviewing Tom Ridge and
asking, in effect, just what people are supposed to do with the sort of
vague warnings that Vaterland Security has been issuing.

Ridge replied (as well as I can remember), "We receive general information
and specific information. The specific information contains no details about
time or place, means or methods."

I can't take much more of this.

-Isaac