Sunday, June 17, 2007

Josh is 31 and likes surfing, waterskiing, snowskiing,
reading, travelling (sic), playing with his three children,
trust funds, and not dodging sniper fire in Fallujah.
Josh is a Leo.

so last night i had a very vivid dream about mitt romney and his 2008 election campaign. it was so real that i woke up thinking i was part of his staff and a republican! the dream went like this:

mitt had invited me over to have dinner with he and his family to talk shop. i arrived in boston at their mcmansion and mitt answered the door. he greeted me warmly and said that we were actually going to have dinner at his grandparents' place. i don't know if that was in michigan but it wasn't in boston and we had to drive through vermont to go wherever we were going. it was me, mitt, and one of his handsome sons (but this one was single; remember its my dream). we got into a small pickup, like a ford ranger, and proceeded on our journey. i remember it was vermont we drove through because i had to talk about how vermont was my favorite state, with its rich fall foliage and pounds of ice cream. i don't know which son was with me. but he was cute and he was available.on a side note (and this is a long side note), i did go to byu with josh, mitt's middle son. see picture below.

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anyways, i digress. back to the dream. on our drive through beautiful vermont, i tell mitt this grand idea for publicizing his campaign. why don't you get baseball mitts and have printed on them "mitt for 2008" and give them out with baseballs that say "romney for president." of course he thought it was a grand idea and asked me if i would head up the project. we got to the grandparents' house and mrs. romney met us there. she took me aside and asked if i would be on her committee to help asian-american women get out and vote, mainly in the states of michigan and wisconsin. i have no idea where i came up with these two states.

that's when i woke up from this crazy dream, (and yes back as a democrat) and realized that it was all just that, a crazy dream. but i did long for the excitement of working for a national campaign and i was determined that my idea with the baseball gloves was solid gold. so i emailed my friend wonderwoman who works full time on the romney campaign, and much to my disappointment.....they have already thought of that idea. except instead of baseball mitts, they are using styrofoam giant hands.....the ones they use at football games that have the pointer finger.

oh well. i had my five minutes of thinking i was an advertising campaign genius.....

JonJon is 37 and likes the Red Sox, the Red Sox,
talking to pretty girls, the Red Sox, and juice boxes.
JonJon is a Cancer.

Happy families are all alike; every embarrassed family is embarrassed in its own way.

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