Woeful sight! more woeful none
These sad eyes have looked upon.
Whence this madness?
None can tell

It's really quite simple: You can either vote for me here and we keep the puppy pictures coming. Or, well, let's just say that I might have a picture of a leering Hugh Hewitt licking one of his own nipples, and I'm not afraid to use it.

So there you have it: it's either puppies or a nightmarish image that will haunt you for the rest of your remaining days.

I would suggest that you think very carefully about this.

(Meanwhile, the voting is all over here for a slightly different kind of contest)