Not your father's kinkEarring and leather vest...not what you think.

Pat Boone, who is 101% heterosexual, comes out for Kentucky:

Going into the home stretch in in the Kentucky gubernatorial election, the Republicans appear to have brought out one last card: Paranoia against gays.

The state GOP is now sending a robo-call throughout the state featuring none other than Pat Boone, warning that as a Christian he is concerned that Democratic nominee Steve Beshear, who has been way ahead in the polls, will work for "every homosexual cause."

"Now do you want a governor who'd like Kentucky to be another San Francisco?" Boone asks. "Please re-elect Ernie Fletcher."

There has never been anything remotely gay about Pat Boone. Never. Nope.

Coy look, totally not a come-on.

He just likes jewelry.