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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

First off I want to state that I'm probably as tired of posting about Michelle Malkin as you are of reading about her, but...

She makes it so damn easy.

Here is the be-spittled one reacting to news that Kos and Rove landed gigs at Newsweek:

There’s been a little tizzy in the blogosphere over Newsweek’s hiring of Markos Moulitsas Zuniga on the left and Karl Rove on the right as campaign commentators/contributors.

I wouldn’t get too worked up about it. The fact that they both accepted the invitation shows they share a need for mainstream approbation and a common belief that writing for a circulation-losing, influence-dwindling publication is worth their time.

Coming from someone who just got 86-ed/dehired/sacked/ outsourced to unpaid status/ pink-slipped/decruited/laterally transfered to the oblivion division at Fox, I find it admirable of Michelle to go on record as not willing to give up Jesse's left nut for a real paying job working for the man when she would rather run a shoestring operation out of her basement at a loss.

And she doesn't care at all that Newsweek decided to pass on her after she posted her cheerleader video resume on monster.com . So there. She didn't want your stupid job anyway.