She's a real emotional girl
Ann Coulter took a few days off to deal with her genital herpes, but she's back and inflamed as ever:
If impeached former president Bill Clinton had ever caught a fish as big as Mohammed, he would still go down in history as America's worst president, but at least he would have a single foreign policy accomplishment. Last September, Clinton was among those braying that it was insanity to go to war with Iraq rather than concentrating on al-Qaida: "Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11; Osama bin Laden did."
Then again, Clinton didn't allow 3100 people to die on his watch while he was taking a month off in Texas.
Ann then shows that, after two years, she still hasn't gotten over Clinton's turgid member, as she writes:
After an arrest like that, Clinton would have held 17 press conferences to praise himself and attack Republicans. Bush has held no press conferences on the capture of this major al-Qaida leader
Whoops.
THE 8 P.M. ET news conference will be televised live nationally. The president will begin with an opening statement about successes in the war against terrorism and the importance of disarming Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer told reporters.
This is the kind of thing that happens when you miss your RNC blastfax because you're stumbling around the apartment in a vodka haze and forgot to put paper in the machine. Not that that keeps you from writing:
Human rights groups have responded to the capture of this major al-Qaida figure with the plea: DON'T HURT HIM! They are hysterical at the possibility that the government is torturing Mohammed for information. There are dark rumors that terrorists are being stripped, humiliated, strapped down and subjected to total sleep deprivation with lights and noise. Then it turned out the hapless victims of such brutal tactics weren't terrorists, but airline passengers since Sept. 11.
We now know why she calls her new screed "Treason". It's the closest she will ever get to the word "reason".