Monosyllabic cretin to make rare public appearance

Bush has held eight news conferences since taking office two years ago.

He is known to think that White House news conferences are too formal, and that they include too much preening by reporters

Watch for the "hearing aid".

(Update): I just realized that the Ex-Gov. Bush will be speaking at the same time The Simpsons are on. I expect that my wife will walk through the room, glance at the TV and comment that "Homer looks like he's lost weight".