It's Miller Time for President "Feels Good". After a grueling week of two (count'em 2!) televised speechs, invading a Middle Eastern country, and starting Shock and Awe, also known around warblogger households as Stroke and Moan, George Bush needs a little R & R while Cheney and Rumsfeld continue to use the military as a private army for Exxon and Halliburton. So off to Camp David he goes, where Laura's reading room has been stocked with fresh chilled bottles of Stoli, candy dishes brimming with Xanax, and anything else that will allow her to forget that she married a monster.
Meanwhile bags of bite-sized, pre-chewed mini-pretzels have been flown in from Pennsylvania for George's enjoyment while he plays a pre-release copy of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell on his Playstation 2 as Howard Fineman serves him tequila shooters with Zima backs while dressed in a
In other words...just another weekend away from work.