First things first.

More from President X-Box's ramblings:

And all Iraqi military and civilian personnel should listen carefully to this warning. In any conflict, your fate will depend on your action. Do not destroy oil wells, a source of wealth that belongs to the Iraqi people. Do not obey any command to use weapons of mass destruction against anyone, including the Iraqi people. War crimes will be prosecuted. War criminals will be punished. And it will be no defense to say, "I was just following orders."

(1) "Do not destroy oil wells"
(2) "Do not obey any command to use weapons of mass destruction against anyone, including the Iraqi people."

Glad to see that he puts the safety of the oil wells before the safety of America's fighting men and the people of Iraq. Does anyone find this suprising?