Who says warbloggers don't have a sense of humor?

Stefan Sharkansky is just a stitch when it comes to topical humor. Prepare to have your sides split:

Most importantly, I am also organizing as a counter-protest a "Virtual March on Hollywood", where the virtual marchers send jars of mayonnaise to the various celebrity spokeshairdos for the Virtual March on Washington -- Janeane Garofalo, Martin Sheen, Mike Farrell, Anjelica Huston, et al

Why jars of mayonnaise? So these actors can refill their heads when they start to leak.

How did Def-Jam Comedy Night miss this guy?

I gotta go lay down.