My favorite story is "The Bastard Grandchild and the Check That Never Came"

Roger Ailes directs us to this wonderful collection of childrens tales...personally selected by William F. Buckley Jr.

Includes such favorites as:

The Princess and the Pea and the Forged Prescription for Oxycontin

The Three Spinners: Fineman, Woodward and Noonan

The Robber Supreme Court

The Juniper-Tree, Laura, and the Gift of Gin

The Two Kings' Children and the Wonderful Fake ID

The King's Son Who Feared Nothing Yet Hid At Offut Airforce Base

The Shroud Over The Boobs

Faithful John Who Feared Cats and Dancing...and Dancing Cats.

Little Snow-White and the All White Party

The Peasants Wise Daughter...and the Other Lesbian One He Doesn't Mention

and

The White Bride and the Black One Who Owned Lots of Porn

(With my apologies to los hermanos Grimm)