Like clockwork

You can just about set your watch to it. Every time President Blown Surplus talks about the economy...the Dow gets droopier than Bob Dole's dick. Down 70 points.

President Bush, on a day that new government reports documented a troubled economy, argued Thursday that his multibillion-dollar tax cut plan would significantly improve the business outlook.

Bush traveled to Georgia not only to tout his stimulus plan but to single out Sen. Zell Miller, the only Senate Democrat who has come out in support of his economic proposals.'

"I agree with Zell, with this economic theory that when a person has more money in his pocket, they're likely to demand that somebody produce them a good or a service," he said. Miller, who accompanied the president to the stage stood alongside, applauding Bush's remarks.

As English speakers aound the world cringed, Miller noted that President Bush uses his mouth "purtier than a $20 whore".

Ari Fleischer had no comment...thankfully.