Darwin Day

Every so often I like to share Top Ten Lists from Top 5.com that get emailed to me. This one is pretty damn funny:

Some people celebrate Darwin Day today, the birthday of Charles Darwin. You can find more info here: http://www.darwinday.org


The Top 14 Ways to Celebrate Darwin Day


14> Survival of the Jell-O shootingest.

13> Taunt monkeys.

12> Work really hard at making big toes opposable.

11> Turn off NASCAR, spit out tobacco, straighten posture and stop using the word "fixin'."

10> Have sex with someone whose IQ is higher than the number of your favorite cable channel.

9> Outlive or inseminate a creationist.

8> Change name of your performance art piece from "Idiot Falling Down Stairs" to "The Descent of Man."

7> Pig out. Darwin said the fattest survive, didn't he?

6> Finally lose that tail.

5> If his exhumed corpse casts a shadow, teach six more weeks of fundamentalism. (Kansas only)

4> Party like it's 1869.

3> Same as yesterday: Rid self of old sperm to make room for newer, more evolved sperm.

2> Get four friends with bad posture to follow you all day as the "Evolution of Man."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Way to Celebrate Darwin Day...

1> Take a fish for a walk.