Corinthians is sooo heavy when you're stoned.

Dude.

A raid at two mobile homes led to the arrest of 31-year-old Jesus Santana, who was caught rolling marijuana cigarettes with pages from a Bible, Limestone County authorities said.

"When we arrested him, he made the comment that `I guess God got y'all to get me,"' said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.

-For if I make you sorry, who then is he that maketh me glad but he that is made sorry by me?

Whoa.......way cool......