Let's see if we have this straight: Monica Goodling, the Godly miss who is the pride of Messiah College and Regent University Law School, and who invokes the 5th Amendment even when asked what kind of dressing she wants on her salad, is being represented by John Dowd , of Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld , whose legal secretary appears to be up to her briefs in the DC madam case.