Back from THE MALL where the only stores that were busy were the M•A•C store and the Apple store, but then they're always busy. And who was the marketing genius who decided to release Snakes On A Plane on January 2, '07 when it could have been the hey-this-would-be-funny no-brainer Secret Santa gift of the year? No wonder capitalism is failing.
Anyway, here is your video and we're sending this one out to Daniel Henniger who thinks the world needs its dirty mouth washed out with a bar of soap, and to Kirsten Powers who is clutching her pearls and imploring, "Won't someone please think of the children!".
