Sunday, October 22, 2006

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is not only one of the most popular radio personalities in America, she is also a best selling author of 14 books, including 4 children's books. Best known for her no-nonsense approach to parenting and her unwavering commitment to children, Dr. Laura always believes everyone should "go do the right thing". Now you can share Dr. Laura’s wit and wisdom with your friends and family with the "Dr. Laura Talking Action Figure".

Below are only a few of the 23 different phrases that the highly anticipated Dr. Laura action figure says when you press her button:

* “I am the proud mother of an American Solider.”

* “Now go do the right thing.”

* “Please don’t argue with me – it makes me testy.”

* “Be the kind of person you’d like to come home to every day.”

* “Are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?”

* “I am my kids’ mom.”

The "Dr. Laura Action Figure" stands 11 inches tall and is packaged in a display box that includes her biography and photos from her personal collection. Dr. Laura was involved in developing this action figure, so you can be sure it is as true to life as possible.

* "Hey look, a 'Dr.' is a 'Dr.' okay? Now give me twenty sit-ups."

* " Sure! What could be the harm in posing for a few pictures?"

* " If you are a little boy playing with me - put me down you, little biological error."

* " 'Honor your mother' is really more of a 'guideline' and does not mandate frequent phonecalls."

* " Now you're sure these pictures won't end up on the internet, right?"

* "Steal money from your mommy's purse and buy my book But I Waaannt It! "

* "Is that a crop-top you're wearing, you little slut?"

* "Well, in the sixties the Brazilian hadn't even been invented yet."

* "Look Lewis, either leave that bitch or you can find yourself another hoochie-mama."

* "Matthew Sheppard had it coming."

* "Situational ethics for me, but not for thee."

* "If this is Tuesday, I must be Orthodox."