Sunday, July 02, 2006

I am trying to maintain my restraint in taking Andrew Sullivan's endless baiting seriously. But this argument-and fact-free-tantrum really is a jewel of the genre. I particularly like the use of the word "hysterical" amidst all the talk about degenerate souls and tyranny.

Straight outta Goucher crazy motherfucker named Jonah
From the gang called Fatboyz With Attitude
When I'm called off I get a bleg off
Hittin' "enter" and then I take the day off
You too Andy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass but not in a gay way
Stanley Kurtz sez that that's not a good way
Sully start to mumble, make me wanna rumble
Gonna make all of his sophistry crumble
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a post that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't gettin' off this couch and makin' a move
Here's a posting rap to shake your ass
with a fact record like Steve Glass
Bleg requests are the motherfuckin tool
Keeps me from lookin' a motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
If I lose a few pounds, make you look a baby
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until you stupid motherfucker see clearly
that I'm down with William F. Buckely
Friend of my mom, got this job for me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you're gonna get schooled
Cuz Jonah G. don' mess with no fools
And as I leave, best believe I'm down
Cuz I'll send your dead ass back to Provincetown.

Comin' straight out of Goucher...