Sunday, June 04, 2006

Is the basketball player below a man or a woman? Too bad that dumb multi-colored basketball gave it away. Other than that, it's hard to tell.

Yes, it's that Weird Nuisance Brought on America--the WNBA--Lesbian Basketball, Season 10. The season started 1.5 weeks ago, but no-one noticed. Confucius say: What is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree fell in the forest, and no-one was there to hear it, did it still make a noise?

Last night was the tenth anniversary of the founding of the WNBA, the "Women's" National Basketball Association. Every season, I write a column making fun of this phony league of amateurs. They tried to market this as a low-cost family source of entertainment, but hard to take little Susie to a game, where the audience is full of butch women making out with each other (ditto for many of the players after the game finishes and they hit the locker room).