Monday, December 05, 2005
You can still rock in America. Oh yeah. All right.
Unable to find Prussian Blue CDs at Wal-Mart, and desperately seeking validation, Six Meat Buffet goes in search of "conservative rock songs".
After surveying fifty years of rawk he comes up with a handful...as long as you're you're not too picky and lack any inkling of irony. I guess it's hard to believe that music that's about rebellion has nothing good to say about the man.
Notably left off the list is Neil Diamond's America, (because immigration is no longer a conservative value) and James Brown's Living in America (too black).
At least he didn't try and lay claim to Born in the USA or Fortunate Son.