Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Schools out for summer
Today's (8/3) Presidential Schedule:
6AM - Breakfast (Chocolate Chip Eggos, Sunny Delight).
6:15AM - Read Daily Presidential Briefing
6:17AM - Read Sporting News, USA Today, Washington Times, and Highlights.
7:15AM - Cut brush
9:30AM - Go on bike ride.
9:37AM - See White House physician for cuts and bruises
10:15AM - Cut brush
11:58 AM - Express sorrow over deaths of 14 Marines in Iraq
Noon: Lunch (Hamburgers, corn on the cob, juice box)
12:30PM - Cut brush
2:30PM - Go for run in god-forsaken heat
3:00PM - Shower. Nap
4:30PM - Watch Oprah
5:30PM - Cut brush
7:00PM - Shower. Dinner (Chicken McNuggets, corn, salad w/ranch dressing, pudding, non-alcoholic Zima)
8:00 - Sports Center
9:00 - Sex with Condi Laura
9:02 - Sleep
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