Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Banging Barbara Bush
Okay. It's not this Barbara Bush (your testicles may now resume their former position) it was this Barbara Bush (aka NotJenna):
Did young Barbara Bush get her noggin conked at the White House Christmas party Saturday night?
Guests are saying that the more serious of President Bush's twins was dancing with a friend when he dipped her down low - very low - and she slipped, hitting her head on the highly waxed marble floor. Sources add that a doctor checked her inside the White House, and she is fine.
Gordon Johndroe, a spokeswoman for First Lady Laura Bush, denied a rumor that Barbara suffered a concussion.
"I do not believe that is accurate. She has no concussion that I am aware of. It was a private party, I'm not going to say who she was dancing with."
Those dancing Bush girls. Always ending up on the floor.