Thursday, October 28, 2004
Somehow I thought the Rapture would be a little less painful... like watching George Lopez
World O'Crap explains how, when the Rapture comes, God will plunge a knife into the heads of the true believers, cut out a jagged bloody piece, reach in and grab the sweetbreads and rip them out by the roots, and then stick a candle in the hollowed-out core which will then cast a dim light (dimmer than usual) on Heaven.
I bet Hieronymus Bosch is just kicking himself for not thinking of that one.
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