Thursday, October 14, 2004
Biting the hand that feeds him and wipes up those messy spills
Minnesotans in search of more national humiliation (Jesse Ventura, Vikings Super Bowl failures) are looking for a new poster boy to remind us of their overwhelming desire to be the Alabama of the tundra. This might explain the desire to draft a certain potty-mouthed cuckhold for Senator.
I think these people are serious. No. Really.
Oddly enough, they want him to run against a man that Lileks has supported in so many ways, Sen. Mark Dayton, heir to Dayton-Hudson of Target stores fame.
Personally I don't think that Lileks would sacrifice his ability to shop for cheap Snapple and The Jefferson's Season 3 DVD set for something as paltry as being a senator. But if Jimbo does make the run it would give Gnat the opportunity to use all those new words she's learned like fail, fake, and feign...