Thursday, February 26, 2004
Wearing the pants in the family....
Apparently one of the other side-effects of Cialis, besides that pesky 4-hour erection (I mean, what are you going to do with that?) is uncontrollable aggression as witnessed in James Lileks' writings today. After showing Jasper (that's his dog...not another lispy child. If it was a child it would have a cute bug name like "Tick" or "Chigger" or "Japanese Dynastid Beetle") that he is the alpha dog, James goes on a rant about coarsening the culture and shows off a remarkable amount of knowledge about female anatomy and sexual practices that I'm sure he doesn't practice with Mrs. Lileks, who is a lawyer and would probably sue him for divorce if he just tried something like that, buddy, so put it back in your pants.
Anyway, we have to ask: Do you kiss your child with that mouth, pal?