Wednesday, February 25, 2004
This would probably explain IKEA...
From the Borowitz Report:
Within ten years of marriage, Dr. Cranborn added, a significant number of married men stop having sex with women altogether.
“There’s only one way to describe someone who does not have sex with women, does not hit on women, and spends his free time shopping for furniture,” Dr. Cranborn added. “That word, to be scientific about it, is gay.”
(Thanks to Issac for the link)