Sunday, December 28, 2003
Looks like I'll be unavailable for a couple of days with a soccer tournament and a basketball tournament taking up more than a reasonable amount of my time. I will be back, though.
But I would be remiss if I didn't point you in the direction of America's stupidest mom, Meghan Cox Gurdun, as we ponder questions such as:
Are all of her friends as stupid as she is that they haven't yet mastered the physical skills that are required to simply knock on the door?
What is so hard about getting more than one phone line in a house?
What makes her think that anyone would ever think she was once a "thinking man's crumpet", and besides, who talks that way?
All of which lead inexorably to the question that plagues us all, but is best stated by my wife:
Why hasn't someone smothered this woman in her sleep?