Friday, December 19, 2003
The further adventures of America's Perkiest Dumb Mom
When we last left Meghan Gurdon she was mewling on about how hard it was to have a simple dinner with four children that she had obviously been raising as hyperactive wolves.
This week she takes the kids out in public, we find out that she can't use the word nipple in front of the kids and we also are suprised to find out that the child named Paris is, in fact, a boy who is probably unaware that his future will be filled with daily ass-kickings in middle school from other kids because his name is Paris Gurdon, and they could care less that Paris was the guy who killed Achilles and stole Helen and started the Trojan War...he's still going to get his ass kicked.
Maybe she should rename him: Freedom.