Tuesday, December 23, 2003
"Bossie the Cow has been cleared, but we are keeping our eye on a swarthy steer named Akbar bin Bovine..."
Hi. I'm Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman, one of the few Cabinet members who hasn't made an ass out of themselves in the past three years...until today.
Veneman also assured Americans the screening system worked, and no foul play was suspected. "This incident is not terrorist-related," she said. "I cannot stress this point strongly enough."
All it takes is one suicide bomber-cow and next thing you know...well actually you just end up with carne asada which is pretty good with a nice salsa fresca, some guacamole, and warm tortillas...