Thursday, December 04, 2003
Because knowledge is good....
For those who have written wondering why we refer to lil Ben Shapiro as The Virgin Ben (as if one glimpse of him didn't tell you all you need to know), here is Ben in his own words:
They have taken to calling me "The Virgin Ben." Let's address this subject right now and get it out of the way.
Yes, I am a virgin. Being an Orthodox Jew, I am required by halacha (Jewish law) to remain abstinent until marriage. If calling me a virgin is supposed to be an insult, than it is a poor attempt at an one. It makes me wonder why the Rittenhouse Review is so concerned about my virginity. Then again, they are oversexed whores who enjoy the bedtime company of pigs, so I shouldn't wonder at all.
Well I never. Actually I have, he's the one who never...
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