Wednesday, October 22, 2003
When you can't control your own family....control one that's not yours.
Let's see...one of Jeb!'s brothers raided a savings and loan, another one was an inside-trading AWOL crackhead. His daughter forges prescriptions and is a hillbilly heroin addict. One of his sons is a stalker whose girlfriend had to get a restraining order, and his youngest son indulges in statutory rape in mall parking lots. Did I mention that his wife is a smuggler?
So it only makes sense that Jeb! puts on his Father Knows Best sweater and borrows a pipe from brother W and intrudes into the lives of a Florida couple to share the secrets of his success.
Steve at No More Mr Nice Blog has the best wrap-up.