Wednesday, October 15, 2003
Unsuprisingly, the kids ran out of red paint...again.
Well, it's getting late in the year and that means awards need to be given out, particularly if the award camouflages what your organization does for a living. Take the NRA, for example. You may find it hard to believe that these grizzled supporters of the Second Amendment and cop-killing bullets are really just big softies when it comes to nature art. No. Really. Every year they sponsor a Youth Wildlife Art Contest that allows the lil gunners to show off the the arty side of their lives that will soon be swallowed up by paranoia, obsession, and sexual dysfunction.
Here are this years winners.
After the awards ceremony the artists went out back and killed their models. Dinner soon followed....
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