Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Human Test Pattern lands job
According to Atrios CNN has announced that they have hired former Pentagon Spokeswoman and living Carpet Swatch Book Victoria Clarke to do something on Paula Zahn's show.
CNN still is putting the final touches on its new prime-time lineup, but the first two weeks' worth of ratings are down compared with last year.
The network said Monday it has hired contributors -- including former Defense Department spokeswoman Victoria Clarke and Time magazine columnist Joe Klein -- for the 8 p.m. show, "Paula Zahn Now."
At least we know she wasn't hired for her good looks...or fashion sense...or ability to tell the truth.
Either way...do not adjust your set.....