Tuesday, September 09, 2003
....and they didn't even have to head to Offut.
From Drudge:
Air Force One aborts landing at Jacksonville Naval Air Station at 11:14 a.m. Someone in the control tower waved the president's plane off after spotting a police car on a road near the runway. The 747, just moments before landing, pulled up and circled around, touching down successfully at 11:17 a.m. Turns out the police car was there to lead the presidential motorcade to a Bush-Cheney fundraiser....
No tin-horn terrorist crocker-croaker, pretending to be a policeman, is gonna keep President Bring Em On from getting to a fundraiser, by god. "Come and get me, you bastards!", the president screamed while shaking his tiny little fist. Meanwhile Condi breaks out a fresh adult diaper and checks her bag for a package of baby moist wipes...
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