Wednesday, March 26, 2003
The deserter talks to the troops.....
President Can't Speak In Complete Sentences is in Florida this morning speaking at McGill AF Base to the people he wants to send off to die for oil. His speech (slurred...halting...jingoistic) was preceded by a performances by Toby Keith and Darryl Worley, which means it was only one Lee Greenwood away from being a complete crap-fecta. Click here for another picture of the steely eyed rocket man looking...well...stupid again.
Meanwhile 14 Iraqi civilians were liberated from their lives when two cruise missiles hit a marketplace. One of the Iraqi civilians was heard gurgling "USA! USA!" before expiring from a sucking chest wound. US Central Command issued the following statement: "Whoops! My bad..sorry."
In honor of the Steely-Eyed Rocket Man, all "smart bombs" used in Operation Halliburton Windfall will now be dubbed "Gentleman's C Bombs". (Thanks to Chuck for that one).