Thursday, February 13, 2003
If you need me, I'll be in my hidey hole in Nebraska
With his Official Presidential Evildoers Fightin'™ jacket on President McCoward visited Florida today to rally the troops being sent in harm's way as part of Operation Inigo Montoya.
He told sailors at the Mayport Naval Air Station in Jacksonville, Florida, Thursday that the greatest threat to the United States was outlaw nations that possess weapons of mass destruction.
"These regimes could use such weapons for blackmail, terror, mass murder. They could also give or sell those weapons to terrorist allies who would use them without the least bit of hesitation," Bush said.
Shrewd White House speechwriters deleted the section about Donald Rumsfeld giving Saddam the anthrax, giving the sailors one less reason to kick Rummy's ass.
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