Monday, November 11, 2002
Saddam's Evil Weather Satellite wreak havoc in America
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Reuters) - Devastating tornadoes ripped through the eastern United States from the Great Lakes into the deep South on Sunday and early on Monday, wiping out several small towns and killing at least 30 people.
Officials warned the death toll could mount higher, with possibly hundreds injured and widespread property damage.
This is obviously the work of evil genius Saddam Hussein who is controlling the weather from his mountain-top lair. Meanwhile American Secret Agent double O Trifecta George Bush and perky Bush girl Condoleeza Galore are working feverishly to save humanity and the oil companies from certain destruction as well as declining profits and goverment overregulation.
Stay tuned.....
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