Monday, November 25, 2002
Now if we can only get Michael Jackson on that Child Safety Board....
Jeb! (you remember, chubby guy, got a daughter who's a crack whore...) anyway, Jeb! has decided to appoint hapless butterfly-ballot-designing Teresa LePore to Florida's 15-member, 2002 Select Task Force on Election Procedures.
That's right. Teresa LePore who had a claw in screwing up the 2000 election (in favor of Bush's brother, oddly enough) is going to share her experience with the good people of Florida so that they get the elections that they deserve.
Meanwhile South American strongman dictators are having peasants shot for refering to their country as a "Florida Republic"....
(Thanks to Maia for pointing this one out)