Wednesday, October 09, 2002
Well, they haven't blamed Gary Condit for it...yet
Beltway police are still searching for the Washington sniper after he left a tarot card with the message, "Dear policeman, I am God" .
Police are interviewing known associates of God, including John Ashcroft, Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, and those two guys who write those crappy Left Behind books who are already under investigation for dumbing down America even more, if that's possible.
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