Tuesday, October 29, 2002
Midterms tomorrow and all I've got is a bottle of tequila and a case of beer. Time for a liquor run....
Good news for Jenna Bush...
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Enjoying a cocktail now and then is not associated with declining mental function over time and may even make women sharper, according to a new report.
"Findings from this...study suggest that long-term social and habitual consumption of alcohol is not associated with an increased risk of cognitive decline in men and may even protect against cognitive decline in women," Constantine G. Lyketsos and colleagues from Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland, write
Which would explain Jenna's higher grades relative to pitchers of margarita's consumed. With the way she drinks, Jenna should make Phi Beta Kappa at U of T, or at least I Dranka Lotta...
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