Monday, February 06, 2006
King of the virgins
Farmer Ted: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Samantha: No problem.
Farmer Ted: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
Keep in mind the scene from Sixteen Candles when Farmer Ted asks Molly Ringwold for her panties and then uses them to impress his fellow nerds.
Then go read this.
Yeah. They've got seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. They're safe as kittens.