Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Bush vows to "get" North Korean President Saddam Hussein
With their ability to reach the US West Coast with a "nook-yalur" weapon, President Bush vowed to "stop the Koreans in their tracks" even if it meant blowing their capital city of Baghdad "to Kingdom Come... which is coming sooner than you think, thanks to me". As part of the Bush Doctrine, now officially known as W's Rapture or Bust, Bush has warned the Koreans that they better not "try killing my dad again. He's supposed to die when I start the great apocalypse that will consume the world in a soul-searing heavenly fire, leaving nothing except cockroaches and Dick Cheney scuttling through the ashes".
When asked to comment, God sighed heavily, rolled his eyes, and went looking for that half bottle of vodka he was working on while watching Joe Millionaire Monday night.
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