Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Your morning micturition
BREAKING: London To DC Flight Diverted Due To "Dangerous Situation"Whoops. False alarm.
A woman with a screwdriver, vaseline (?), matches, and two notes, one in English, one in Arabic.
CNN quotes an unnamed fed as saying there was no terrorism involved. Fox quotes an FBI agent as saying the incident might have been caused by a claustrophobic female passenger, with other passengers “getting involved.”Too late. Red America has already piddled their lucky Incredible Hulk underpants.
Sounds like there’s nothing to see here. Just bad luck that it happened on a flight from London.
Omigawd! A brown person buying a cellphone!