Wednesday, February 15, 2006
In the interest of fairness...
I want to commend the Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney, for owning up to the fact that He Shot A 78 Year-Old Man In The Face.
Now we would like him to admit to Sending 2400 American Soldiers To Their Death In An Unnecessary War and Using The Aforementioned War To Enrich His Pals At Halliburton.
Additionally he could also tell us What Happened In His Secret Energy Meetings.
Lastly, and this doesn't really affect us so much, he could Tell His Wife That One Of Their Daughters Is A Lesbian.
We'll let Lynne figure out which one.