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  • Monday, May 05, 2003

     

    Yeah. I'm a book geek

    I've mentioned before that I love to read and that I'm a compulsive book buyer. I probably have over a hundred books in the house that I have yet to read (and that would just be the books that I bought for myself, and doesn't include the ones I've bought for my wife's tastes). I've never been one for book clubs because I don't like sending in the "No I don't want the goddam Tom Clancy doorstop you are going to send me in three weeks" notice. But I did set myself up with a Library of America subscription a couple of years ago. I actually started buying them with the intent of turning them over to my daughter when she was in high school. But I have fallen in love with these little compact slipcovered editions and she is going to have to wait for college. Okay, maybe I'll share.

    I bring this up because I just received Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy today, and it occurred to me that I have never read it. When I think back on my years of high school and college (where I majored in English) I am amazed at how many "classics" I have yet to read. The Octopus and McTeague by Frank Norris, John Dos Passos' America Trilogy, the novels of Dawn Powell. I got so wrapped up in the South American literature of Garcia Marquez, Borges (I could read Tlon, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius once a week), Vargas Llosa, Cortazor, as well as Conrad, Joyce Carey, Robbe Grillet (oh god...Robbe-Grillet), Stanley Elkin, Ron Sukenick, Doris Lessing, Steven Milhauser, and Stanislaw Lem, that I missed out on a whole era of great American literature that wasn't taught at the high school level.

    Maybe that's why, when I opened the box with An American Tragedy in it tonight, my first response was "Cool!".

    I like to think that Theodore Dreiser would probably appreciate that.




    posted by tbogg at 10:57 PM

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    Tailgunner Joe...the man with no sense of decency

    With the release of the McCarthy papers maybe we can put to rest any question that Joe McCarthy was anything but an opportunistic, bullying, cretinous, posturing drunk who made up a personal military history that didn't exist to make himself look better (yeah...I know that sounds vaguely familiar). I'm looking forward to reading excerpts from the papers, because McCarthy and McCarthyism have always fascinated me. I read Richard Rovere's Senator Joe McCarthy when I was in high school and that was what got me interested in politics. I remember being so bored with studying Manifest Destiny and the Louisiana Purchase over and over and over again. McCarthyism was recent history and it was so much more relevant to what was going in the country at that time (Viet Nam, the anti-war protests) that I still remember that book 30 years later.

    What will be interesting is which pundits will step forward to defend McCarthy by saying that "well, yeah, there were some Communists in the State Department", ignoring the fact that McCarthy could have cared less as he proceeded to ruin countless people's lives. He was a bastard and I'm glad he died a drunken broken man.

    If anyone sees any columns defending MCCarthy, please email the link to me. I'd be interested in reading them.


    posted by tbogg at 10:08 PM

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    The only newspaper that allows dissent

    The NY Times offers us Nicholas Kristof pointing out that the Bush Administartion lied to us.

    Consider the now-disproved claims by President Bush and Colin Powell that Iraq tried to buy uranium from Niger so it could build nuclear weapons. As Seymour Hersh noted in The New Yorker, the claims were based on documents that had been forged so amateurishly that they should never have been taken seriously.

    I'm told by a person involved in the Niger caper that more than a year ago the vice president's office asked for an investigation of the uranium deal, so a former U.S. ambassador to Africa was dispatched to Niger. In February 2002, according to someone present at the meetings, that envoy reported to the C.I.A. and State Department that the information was unequivocally wrong and that the documents had been forged.

    The envoy reported, for example, that a Niger minister whose signature was on one of the documents had in fact been out of office for more than a decade. In addition, the Niger mining program was structured so that the uranium diversion had been impossible. The envoy's debunking of the forgery was passed around the administration and seemed to be accepted — except that President Bush and the State Department kept citing it anyway.

    "It's disingenuous for the State Department people to say they were bamboozled because they knew about this for a year," one insider said.

    Meanwhile Paul Krugman points out that George Bush was out of line pretending to be a soldier:

    Given that history, George Bush's "Top Gun" act aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln — c'mon, guys, it wasn't about honoring the troops, it was about showing the president in a flight suit — was as scary as it was funny.

    Mind you, it was funny. At first the White House claimed the dramatic tail-hook landing was necessary because the carrier was too far out to use a helicopter. In fact, the ship was so close to shore that, according to The Associated Press, administration officials "acknowledged positioning the massive ship to provide the best TV angle for Bush's speech, with the sea as his background instead of the San Diego coastline."

    A U.S.-based British journalist told me that he and his colleagues had laughed through the whole scene. If Tony Blair had tried such a stunt, he said, the press would have demanded to know how many hospital beds could have been provided for the cost of the jet fuel.

    But U.S. television coverage ranged from respectful to gushing. Nobody pointed out that Mr. Bush was breaking an important tradition. And nobody seemed bothered that Mr. Bush, who appears to have skipped more than a year of the National Guard service that kept him out of Vietnam, is now emphasizing his flying experience. (Spare me the hate mail. An exhaustive study by The Boston Globe found no evidence that Mr. Bush fulfilled any of his duties during that missing year. And since Mr. Bush has chosen to play up his National Guard career, this can't be shrugged off as old news.)

    Bravo Paul.

    (For those who refuse to register with the New York Times just put in the name tblogg with the password noonan)









    posted by tbogg at 9:45 PM

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    Pick me! Pick me!

    Thanks to Eric Alterman for pointing out that Thomas Pynchon was selected to write the introduction to the latest edition of 1984 coming out next week.

    A pouting Andrew Sullivan and a drunken Chris Hitchens were unavailable for comment....


    posted by tbogg at 12:44 PM

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    "weaknesses and vices"

    Jim at Rittenhouse has a well-written piece about gambling and Bill Bennett, but mainly about gambling.

    ...and since we're all making disclaimers... Back when I was single and a roofer and making more money than I should have, I used to play poker every Thursday night with a bunch of fellow construction workers. Some nights we never stopped playing until morning when we had to go to work. Yeah, we were young and stupid and I probably should have fallen off a few roofs. But I didn't.

    Add to that, the fact that I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't overeat, and I don't fool around.

    Jesus, I'm boring......


    posted by tbogg at 11:53 AM

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    On the other hand, Yanni causes narcolepsy

    Violent lyrics in songs increase aggression-related thoughts and emotions and could indirectly create a more hostile social environment, a study released on Sunday by a U.S. psychology association found.

    The Washington, D.C.-based American Psychological Association (APA) released the study, resulting from five experiments involving over 500 college students, in the May issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.

    The violent songs increased feelings of hostility without provocation or threat, according to the study. It said the effect was not the result of differences in musical style, specific performing artist or arousal properties of the songs.

    You know, I listen to Tool, Disturbed, NIN, Outkast, Godsmack, and Rammstein and I've never felt compelled to get particularly violent. But put Celine Dion or Nelly on and I fell like smashing some speakers.



    posted by tbogg at 9:54 AM

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    Guess we know who wears the strap-on in this family

    Bill "Know When To Hold'em" Bennett gets his leash yanked:

    Elayne Bennett, wife of conservative virtues maven William Bennett, says her husband is "not addicted" to gambling and has not lost millions of dollars at casinos in Atlantic City and Las Vegas.

    "We are financially solvent," she said Sunday from their Chevy Chase, Md., home. "All our bills are paid."

    But expressing annoyance at the attention generated by news about his gambling, she said her husband may have pulled his last slot-machine lever. "He's never going again," she said.

    How soon before Bill is pitching pennies with the neighborhood kids? Oh wait, pitching pennies takes skill, unlike slots where you just have to know how to yank it....much like Bill has been doing to the public for years.



    posted by tbogg at 8:55 AM

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    Wait until she finds out Hardball isn't what she thinks it is

    Gay Catholic divorcee and Republican leg-humper, Peggy Noonan, has a new gig:

    MSNBC has added another conservative commentator to its stable, hiring speechwriter-author-columnist Peggy Noonan, who also will contribute to NBC News, the news cable network said Friday.

    Noonan, a former speechwriter for President Reagan, will deliver two commentaries a week on MSNBC, appearing on "Hardball With Chris Matthews" at 7 p.m. and "Scarborough Country," with Joe Scarborough, at 10 p.m. The network said she also will "contribute" to NBC News programs throughout the year but declined to be more specific.

    MSNBC has moved to hire several conservative commentators in recent months, including Scarborough, a former Republican congressman, and Michael Savage, who has a one-hour show on Saturdays. While "Countdown's" Keith Olbermann brings a smart-alecky skepticism to his newscast, he is not overtly ideological on the air the way Savage, Noonan and Scarborough are.

    In MSNBC's defense, Matthews is a former staffer in the Carter administration, but many critics argue that Matthews is more of a maverick middle-of-the-road pundit than a liberal. They note that he has praised President Bush in recent days and was one of President Clinton's harshest critics when he was in office.

    Crap. Now I have to start watching Hardball just to get my Noonan Tunes fix. Nothing will get me to watch Scarborough unless he starts playing his banjo again.







    posted by tbogg at 8:40 AM

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    Plain-spoken truth

    We take you now to the heartland for a little common sense:

    Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said Sunday that President Bush’s proposed tax cut on corporate dividends would be unfair and fail to deliver a boost to the economy.

    BUSH WANTS TO ELIMINATE the tax on corporate dividends as a key to his 10-year, $726 billion tax cut plan. But the plan received a cool reception from Buffett at the annual shareholders meeting of Berkshire Hathaway.

    Buffett said the tax plan is not fair because it favors the wealthy, and he questioned the economic benefits.

    “The idea that it creates all kinds of jobs and everything else, that’s what sort of turns me off,” Buffett said. “That’s like a manager saying we’re going to grow our earnings 20 percent a year. They don’t have the faintest idea, in my view, of how many jobs this is going to create. How could they? Economics is not that precise.”

    Berkshire vice chairman Charlie Munger also spoke strongly against eliminating the corporate dividend tax.

    Reasonable people can disagree on whether Bush’s plan would help stimulate the economy, Munger said. But it cannot be made so unfair that people resent it, he said.

    “I don’t think you can make it so unfair that a man living entirely on dividends will pay zero tax while a cab driver has to work 16 hours a day to barely feed a family,” Munger said. “I just don’t think it works in a democracy.”






    posted by tbogg at 8:16 AM

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    Sunday, May 04, 2003

     

    Ball-less in South Carolina

    As alert reader Ira pointed out, we shouldn't be too impressed with what the Democartic party has to offer in the 2004 election. From Adam Nagourney's article about the debate in Columbia SC:

    Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont, and Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts squabbled so intensely over their differences on the war in Iraq and on each other's credentials that the Rev. Al Sharpton of New York finally stepped in and urged an end to disputes that he said could hurt the Democrats in their attempt to win the White House.

    "Republicans are watching," Mr. Sharpton said, adding that "we should not have the bottom line tonight be that George Bush won because we were taking cheap shots at one another."

    Senator Bob Graham of Florida said: "We're not fighting each other. We're trying to select one of us to be the opponent of George Bush."

    Even amid the squabbling, the debate revealed broad differences among the Democrats on what has emerged as one of the critical issues of the race: how to provide health care insurance for all Americans.

    A proposal by Representative Richard A. Gephardt of Missouri to abolish President Bush's tax cuts and use the money to provide subsidies to business to cover health care insurance was repeatedly attacked by his opponents, in a sign of concern that Mr. Gephardt might have taken the lead on what could be a central issue in the primary.

    Senator John Edwards of North Carolina described the Gephardt plan as a giveaway that "takes money directly out of the pockets of working people, and I know it gives it to corporations." Senator Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut called Mr. Gephardt's proposal a "big-spending Democratic idea of the past," suggesting that it could allow Republicans once again to portray Democrats as a party of big government.

    Great, fellows. Now all of you go sit on the bench and try and think of a reason why we should vote for any of you ego-swamped, homily-spouting, hair-splitters. Want to know how it's done? Take a look at Thursday night in Greenville SC:

    Thursday night the Chicks performed "Travelin' Soldier" and another message song, "Truth #2," about not being afraid to speak your mind.

    Introducing it, Maines said, "After the last two months, this song makes a whole lot of sense to me." Then she began to sing: "You don't like the sound of the truth coming from my mouth ..."

    Fans remained on their feet watching images on the video screen. There were Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X and other civil rights activists. Subtitles that said, "Seek the Truth," "Freedom" and "Shut Up" accompanied footage of demonstrations.

    Under the title "Then," the screen showed people stomping Beatles records and burning books. Under the title "Now," it showed people stomping the Chicks' "Fly" CD.

    [snip]

    Maines initially defended her statement, then apologized, called it a joke and apologized again. Then the band gave a teary interview with ABC's Diane Sawyer.

    But after that, something changed with the Chicks. In a move obviously calculated to challenge the attitudes of country fans, they posed nude on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, which hits newsstands today.

    Thursday night, they had a new message. During "Truth #2," a video montage showed abortion rights and gay rights demonstrations along with historic civil rights marches.

    It was a unmistakable signal that the Chicks are bringing a new and daring voice to country music.

    During the last song, this message flashed on the video screen: "We are changing the way we do business."

    Looks like the Chicks have developed a backbone.

    That's not backbone...that's balls. Something one or two of the candidates should invest in.

    Oh...and Joe Lieberman should just drop out right now. He will never ever be President of the United States.











    posted by tbogg at 1:31 PM

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    Saturday, May 03, 2003

     

    Let a Freeper 'splain it all to you.

    I think they were put of Earth to entertain us:

    Our main reason for the invasion of Iraq was stop terorization before it got the the US., and payback to the Saddam regime indirectly for the 9-11 attack.
    WMD and freedom to the Iraqian people were secondary reasons.


    Who knew George Bush was also TerryInRiverside?








    posted by tbogg at 1:46 PM

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    Friday, May 02, 2003

     

    Go away creepy little nerd boys...and you too, John Fund.

    With the release of The Lizzie McGuire Movie my hits from google have gone through the roof from people, whose hand you wouldn't want to shake, searching for "hillary+duff+naked".

    Dudes. Those pictures don't exist.

    Give it up.

    You could try "Laura+Schlessinger+naked", but don't blame me if you need counseling later on.

    Hey! Isn't that your mom coming into the room! Quick! Alt-tab! Alt-tab!

    Busted........


    posted by tbogg at 3:45 PM

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    "a parasitic gummi worm in my momma's Cadillac-like uterus"

    Yeah. It's whitehouse.org again....

    Were he alive today, Senator McCarthy would be approaching his 96th birthday. And though he'd likely be about as continent as Strom Thurmond at a kegger, he would also no doubt be proud. Proud to see how far we've come, and how close we are to realizing his vision of a quasi-Orwellian parody state. For you see, Senator McCarthy was a man years ahead of his time. Things were different back when he was in Congress. There was no FOX News around to heed his call to spin his enemies' words and positions into hard evidence of ideological treason – which, in an earlier, more wholesome era, would have been grounds enough for lifetime imprisonment.



    posted by tbogg at 2:19 PM

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    That's the way the girls are in Texas

    Woman allegedly fires weapon in Walgreens

    An El Paso woman is in protective custody after she allegedly fires a shotgun inside a westside pharmacy.

    Police say they are still investigating why a 55-year-old westside woman may have fired a shot in a Walgreens store on the corner of Redd and Resler. Police say the woman walked into the store with a shotgun at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday. Employees say she headed toward the pharmacy and demanded sleeping pills from the store cashier at about 11:30 a.m. this morning. She then allegedly fired one shot at the store's medicine cabinets.






    posted by tbogg at 2:06 PM

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    Cultivating our own garden

    Who knew the blue-haired gardening ladies of Florida were bloodthirsty, wild-eyed she-devils who come out from behind their bromeliads to slaughter the wounded?

    I don't know that I will ever receive a formal letter of rejection from the Coral Gables Garden Club. I know of the rejection only because one of my sponsors for membership told me. The reason had nothing to do with the quality of my flower arrangements. Nor did it stem from my spotty record as a tropical gardener. (I am a pretty good Northern gardener, but the tropics have stumped me more than once.)

    The reason offered to my sponsor for my rejection was that I was "too liberal." The club members have a point: I spoke out against the war in Iraq, and I've been arrested for protesting against other wars and marching for abortion rights and racial justice.

    (Thanks Suzy)



    posted by tbogg at 11:10 AM

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    George Bush...Warrior President Steely Eyed Rocket Man Top Gun Fighter Pilot.

    In honor of President George Bush's latest Rove-inspired incarnation, I thought it would be a good time to share possibly the greatest monologue of American Cinema. I speak, of course, of Quentin Tarantino's deconstruction of Top Gun, taken from the movie Sleep With Me.

    Take it away, Quentin.


    You'll never look at Top Gun the same way again.







    posted by tbogg at 10:09 AM

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    The sneering face of Christianity

    Well, Noonan is on hiatus and Clinton-basher Michael Kelly ironically died in a Hummer, so that means I have to go to the bench for my fall-back pundit whackaloon, Joseph Perkins. Perkins, as you may recall, landed his job with my local paper based upon his skills as an "aide" to former Vice President/Village Idiot Dan Quayle. The fact that he's a black conservative, making him slightly rarer than a panda, probably never entered the minds of the SD Union. But, being an equal opportunity kind of paper, they gave him a job writing a weekly column. Excuse me, that should have been "weakly". Witness:

    Sandra Banning and her eight-year-old daughter are faithful members of Calvary Chapel, a church in Elk Grove. "In our home we are practicing Christians," the mother related last summer, "and are active in our church."

    That is why it is so outrageous that the father of Banning's daughter – who never bothered to marry his baby's momma – filed a federal lawsuit claiming that the child to which he has not even partial custody somehow was injured by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, including the words "under God."

    Michael Newdow's lawsuit was thrown out in federal district court. And the Sacramento atheist's appeal would have been dismissed, no doubt, by every federal appeals court in the land save for the one in which it was heard – the notoriously liberal 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco.

    Last June, a three-judge 9th Circuit panel sided with the atheist, ruling the pledge unconstitutional so long as it includes the phrase "under God." And in February, an 11-member panel of the court reaffirmed the court's original outlandish ruling.

    So the Bush administration formally appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court this week to overturn the decision by the 9th Circuit; to allow the more than 9.5 million schoolchildren in California and eight other Western states to continue to recite the pledge in its current form.

    [snip]

    That certainly would be disconcerting to Newdow, who would enjoy nothing more than making his case against God before the nation's highest court. For his suit really isn't about his daughter, to whom he has contributed little more than his DNA. Its about advancing his godless agenda.

    He admitted as much last summer. "The main thrust of this case is not my daughter," he said. "It's me."

    Indeed, it's not enough that he would prevent his daughter-in-biology-only from reciting the pledge, from acknowledging the Almighty. He would impose his decidedly minority views on all school children. Even though the vast majority are raised in homes in which religion plays an important role.

    And the atheist seeks not only to evict God from the school house, but to banish the Creator from the public square all together. In fact, he said last summer he considers his pledge suit to be a "hopping off point" for similar litigation.

    [snip]

    But the atheist misinterprets the so-called "establishment clause." It ensures freedom of religion. It does not mandate freedom from religion.

    Newdow is like so many others who advocate an absolute separation of church and state. He denies the integral role that religion has played in the governmental affairs of this republic since its very founding.

    Indeed, the Declaration of Independence, authored by Thomas Jefferson, refers to God or the Creator four different times. The Constitution refers to the "year of our Lord."

    George Washington issued a presidential proclamation in 1789 declaring it "the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly implore His protection and favor."

    He added that "both houses of Congress have ... requested me to 'recommend to the people a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God.' "

    [snip]

    But the United States was founded by God-fearing men. And it's the godless element in this country – those who would bar even the mere mention of the Almighty in schools and other public settings – who truly have broken faith with this nation's Founders.

    Note the snide, almost Coulterish references to Newdow: "the father of Banning's daughter – who never bothered to marry his baby's momma ", "the Sacramento atheist's ", "making his case against God ", "his daughter, to whom he has contributed little more than his DNA", "advancing his godless agenda", "his decidedly minority views", "the atheist misinterprets ", "it's the godless element in this country ". This is Perkins version of "Christianity": bullheaded, vicious, intractable, and sneering. You have to think that someone like this would read the Sermon on the Mount and think to himself, "What a wimp".

    And I'm sure it has never occurred to Perkins that, had he lived during the founding of this "God-fearing" country, he probably wouldn't have landed a gig defending the faith for a local newspaper. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson probably would have had other work for him to do.

    George Washington was born into a world in which slavery was accepted. He became a slave owner when his father died in 1743. At the age of eleven, he inherited ten slaves and 500 acres of land. When he began farming Mount Vernon eleven years later, at the age of 22, he had a work force of about 36 slaves. With his marriage to Martha Custis in 1759, 20 of her slaves came to Mount Vernon. After their marriage, Washington purchased even more slaves. The slave population also increased because the slaves were marrying and raising their own families. By 1799, when George Washington died, there were 316 slaves living on the estate.

    Thomas Jefferson had 187 slaves. We know that because he kept meticulous hand-written records, which we still have. On January 14, 1774, after he inherited slaves from first his mother and then his father-in-law, Thomas Jefferson wrote his inventory of 187 slaves. In his last inventory, taken 50 years later in 1824, Thomas Jefferson also had 187 slaves. Thomas Jefferson died on July 4, 1826 at the age of 83.

    Blessed are the meek.






    posted by tbogg at 9:38 AM

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    The war continues...

    E-mailed joke from Melissa:

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive",
    Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let his friend
    know that he is still in the game.

    Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

    "370HSSV-0773H"

    George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed Colin Powell.
    Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could
    solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the cc list got
    longer and longer.

    Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked at it and replied the
    next second:

    "Perhaps the President would wish to look at the message up-side-down...."





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    All that money and no sense of humor...

    I have received so many offers to get some of those Nigerian millions that are just sitting there, that I finally decided to respond. Their initial email started like this:

    We wish to solicit your assistance to provide us with a solution to a money
    transfer of Thirty nine Million United States Dollars. We got your contact
    from my brother in law that works with the Federal Ministry Of External
    Affairs in Nigeria and a careful study of your business activities confirm
    that you are the one we need. We are members of the special committee newly
    instituted by the present civilian administration of President Olusegun
    Obansanjo. Our duty is to review all contracts awarded to foreign
    firms/contractors from the Ministry of Petroleum from 1993 to May 28th
    1999.


    So I reponded:

    This sounds wonderful. Perhaps you would be interested in a bridge I'm
    selling in Brooklyn.


    Apparently, that sounded good to them. Their response:

    Dear Sir

    Thanks for your message. I welcome your interest to work with me in this transaction.

    What I need from you to commence the process of realizing the funds is the name of the company on which you will want the funds to come with
    your full address, telephone and fax lines.. I will update your company’s name into our existing records so that your name will reflect in the list of contractors whose payments are long overdue. Upon achieving this, I will secure the Certificate of Contract Registration in your company’s as evidence to show that you are one of the registered contractors to the government.


    I will subsequently apply for the claim of the funds in the name of your company using my office machinery. The paying authority will notify you immediately the payment is ready.

    I am so gonna be rich...












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    So much for the protest.

    Kind of says it all

    So. Where's the big Drudge headline?

    Scaife must be late with the check...


    posted by tbogg at 8:16 AM

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    The multi-million dollar campaign commercial

    Hey. You paid for it

    President Bush arrived on an aircraft carrier homebound from the war in Iraq on Thursday, ahead of his prime-time TV address to the nation.

    In his speech, prepared to be delivered from the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln at 9 p.m. EDT, Bush is expected to tell the nation that "we have difficult work to do in Iraq" to rebuild Iraq and promote democracy - and to find Saddam Hussein and any weapons of mass destruction.

    "Our coalition will stay until our work is done," an excerpt of the president's address read.

    Well, that's news.

    The ship, returning from the Persian Gulf, was about 30 miles from San Diego when Bush landed. A former pilot, he got a turn at the controls, flying about a third of the way. Bush emerged in a green flight suit, carrying his helmet, and shouted to reporters, "Yes, I flew it!" He said he had only steered the plane "straight ahead" and wasn't tempted to try to land it.

    He failed to add that it was so much easier when "you aren't coked up out of your mind".

    It was a made-for-television day sure to be replayed during Bush's re-election campaign. With a wide grin, the president lingered on the deck with crew members, shaking hands and posing for pictures. "Good job," he shouted to sailors. The ship was slowed so Bush could spend the night on board before it docked on Friday, officials said. He watched dozens of fighters roar off the ship one last time on the way to home bases.

    So how much did it cost for the flying extravaganza, the slowing down of the ship, the mass of Secret Service agents, the security supplied in San Diego for his first landing, and all the other logistics?

    Probably more than the Sixth Nuremburg Party Congress, but less than the occupation of Iraq.

    Glenn Reynolds thought the flight was pretty "Third World".

    The jet-pilot arrival, on the other hand, rang false. The whole leader-who-flies-jets thing seems, somehow, Third World to me.

    But confronted with dissenting emails he's going a bit "wobbly". For some reason he thought this email was worth noting:

    I read your analysis of Bush landing on the U.S.S Lincoln opining it was "too third world". I think you miss what I saw. I saw a guy having some fun after what must have been 3 hellish months of tension as he navigated our country through war. My initial reaction was not all that different from yours, but as I saw him eagerly walk the flight deck shaking hands and having his photo taken I saw a smile on him that I had not seen for a while. That made me feel good.

    "3 hellish months of tension"? What the fu--?

    Now I'll admit that those weekends in Camp David are no walk in the park especially when Laura gets past her fifth Harvey Wallbanger by 11am. And sure, there were those nights when he actually had to stay up past 9:30 because the Cheney's were visiting and Lynne brought over her gay porn collection, but it's not like he's actually been fighting...or worrying...or doing any thinking....or.......













    posted by tbogg at 7:17 PM

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    A Michael Dukakis moment

    Even I had to admit that Michael Dukakis looked like a dork when he donned that helmet and rode in that tank.

    Should the day come that Condi Rice thinks about running for office, I hope everyone remembers this moment.





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    My marriage porposal to Ann Telnaes still stands.

    Today's Ann.



    posted by tbogg at 2:45 PM

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    Spongebob sends his regrets.

    Did anyone know that President Co-Pilot was going to be greeted by the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?

    I didn't ....


    posted by tbogg at 2:33 PM

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    Because we need to be amused.

    Thanks to Chris for sending this to me.

    Honda ad. (Requires Flash 6)

    “Not since Apple Computer's 1984 advertisement put that company on the map has there been so much discussion about the artistic and creative merits of a television advertisement," Josh of Arc writes. Honda's newest TV ad spot: Cog has set the critics abuzz — and rightfully so.

    "Filmed in a Paris apartment over a sleepless four days and requiring more than six hundred takes, the Rube Goldberg sequence features a rolling cog triggering a chain reaction of 85 other car parts falling, rolling or cascading into one another. Conceptually a masterpiece, it is made more impressive by the fact that it was done without the help of computer animation, relying totally on delicate balance and setup — allowing kinetic energy to do the rest.”




    posted by tbogg at 1:37 PM

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    Plummeting national IQ outracing the Dow.

    It's not bad enough that, well, basically the country has gone to shit in the past two years. War, terrorism at home, massive deficits, the unexplainable popularity of Toby Keith, growing unemployment, the transfer of even more wealth to the rich, loss of civil liberties, rightwing court packing, the acceptance of homophobia, as well as judicial intervention to select our "leader". Now we are getting just plain stupid (much like...well, you know):

    Via Stage Left:

    Banned on campus: Boys talking to girls

    Virtually every student who has ever attended school has heard the phrase, "No talking in class."

    Now, an elementary school in southern Oregon has taken that proscription a step further, by banning all conversation between boys and girls.

    The silent fury began last week when 6th-grade teacher Mary Bond at Peterson Elementary School noticed students showing public signs of affection during lunch recess, reports the Klamath Falls Herald and News.

    So, to prevent nature from running its course, she banned all discourse between boys and girls, at least temporarily.

    "It was not a disciplinary measure," principal Jim Smith told the paper. "It was a preventative measure."

    It kind of looks like principal Jim Smith is suffering from phronemophobia.








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    So manly...so macho...so.............!!!!!!!!!!...................I need a cigarette

    Peggy Noonan porn.



    posted by tbogg at 12:49 PM

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    President Co-Pilot wants to know

    Just a hypothetical question.

    Does spending the night on an aircraft carrier count towards fulfilling a military obligation to serve one's country for a specified period of time?

    I'm just asking...

    ...and this just in:

    President Bush (news - web sites) recoils after hitting his head,Thursday, May 1, 2003, as he boarded Marine One on the South Lawn of the White House. Bush is headed for California where he will fly and land on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln as it steams toward San Diego. Bush will spend the night aboard the carrier.

    Bet we don't get to see this as much as the tailhook landing.





    posted by tbogg at 12:39 PM

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    Southern trees bear strange fruit

    My estimation of the state of Georgia dropped when the "good" people of that state elected chickenhawk Saxby Chambliss to the Senate after he questioned the patriotism of incumbent Max Cleland who lost both legs and his right arm in the war that Chambliss ran away from.

    Now we see how much this state has "progressed".

    A year after holding their first integrated prom, some students at Taylor County High School (search) have decided to again hold a separate, private party for whites only.

    While many whites say they still plan to attend next week's integrated prom, the decision to hold the whites-only prom this Friday saddened senior Gerica McCrary, who helped organize last year's dance.

    "I cried," said McCrary, who is black. "The black juniors said, 'Our prom is open to everyone. If you want to come, come."'

    Juniors are in charge of planning the prom each year and last year they decided to have just one dance — the first integrated prom in 31 years in the rural Georgia county 150 miles south of Atlanta.

    Until then, parents and students organized separate proms for whites and blacks after school officials stopped sponsoring dances, in part because they wanted to avoid problems arising from interracial dating.

    This year, a small number of white juniors decided they wanted a separate prom.

    "They influenced the others," said McCrary, who plans to major in biology at Columbus State University. "They didn't vote on anything. They said, 'This is what we're going to do."'

    [snip]

    Glenda Latimore, a 1972 graduate, was in the first class to have separate black and white proms. Now her 16-year-old son, Gerard, is preparing for prom night.

    As the black junior class president, her son helped organize the open-to-all prom. The class also has a white president.

    "I would have liked to see it together this year," said Latimore, an outfielder on the school's baseball team. "My class would have, too. It just didn't happen this year."

    Glenda Latimore said relatives in Philadelphia and New Jersey laugh when they read about Taylor County's prom. She said residents here are "nice and friendly," but they still have a problem with proms.

    "It seems like it's something secret," she said. "The white people are afraid to speak up against the separation.

    How's that for a "pastoral scene of the gallant south"?







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    Bombed by infidels and now Touched By an Angel

    Via Frog n' Blog, which got this via someone else (because that's how blogging works), we find that the Iraqi's can look forward to TV, American Fundamentalist style:

    The U.S. government this week launched its Arabic language satellite TV news station for Muslim Iraq.

    It is being produced in a studio -- Grace Digital Media -- controlled by fundamentalist Christians who are rabidly pro-Israel.

    That's Grace as in "by the Grace of God."

    Grace Digital Media is controlled by a fundamentalist Christian millionaire, Cheryl Reagan, who last year wrested control of Federal News Service, a transcription news service, from its former owner, Cortes Randell.

    Randell says he met Reagan at a prayer meeting, brought her in as an investor in Federal News Service, and then she forced him out of his own company.

    Grace Digital Media and Federal News Service are housed in a downtown Washington, D.C. office building, along with Grace News Network.

    When you call the number for Grace News Network, you get a person answering "Grace Digital Media/Federal News Service."

    According to its web site, Grace News Network is "dedicated to transmitting the evidence of God's presence in the world today."

    "Grace News Network will be reporting the current secular news, along with aggressive proclamations that will 'change the news' to reflect the Kingdom of God and its purposes," GNN proclaims

    Let's see.....invade their country?

    Check

    Kill their leaders?

    Working on it.

    Convert them to Christianity?

    Looks like that's going forward.

    By the way, I just love this line:

    Randell says he met Reagan at a prayer meeting, brought her in as an investor in Federal News Service, and then she forced him out of his own company.

    It just says so much....



    posted by tbogg at 11:30 AM

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    Hey! What are all these Iraqis doing in my country? And why is my dirt still in Boss Shorty's hole*

    I think that Brig. Gen. Daniel Hahn has bought into that "possesion is nine-tenth's of the law" myth.

    In Fallujah, a town west of Baghdad, the U.S. Army said Thursday there was evidence that deadly violence this week between Iraqi protesters and U.S. soldiers may have been "orchestrated" by former ruling Baath Party officials.

    "The incidents in Fallujah, while unfortunate, showed a distinct pattern and appear to be orchestrated," said Brig. Gen. Daniel Hahn, Army V Corps chief of staff.

    "We have information that former Baath Party members remain in Fallujah and are organizing small groups to demonstrate against coalition forces," Hahn said. "These outside agitators then use the demonstrating crowds as cover as they fire on coalition forces." (my emphasis)

    Um. General? Dude? You're the outsider.

    *Gratuitous Cool Hand Luke reference.....





    posted by tbogg at 10:59 AM

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    Hmmmmmm. Ken Lay? Ken Lay? Nope. Never heard of him..

    They're rounding up the evildoers. Well some of them anyway.

    Former Enron Chief Financial Officer Andrew Fastow, his wife and seven other former executives have been charged in a superseding indictment for actions relating to the firm's financial scandals, the Justice Department announced Thursday.

    Fastow, who was indicted last year on 78 counts of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy, was named in a new 109-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in Houston.

    The new indictment also charges former Enron corporate Treasurer Ben Glisan and former finance executive Dan Boyle with securities fraud, insider trading, falsification of Enron's accounting records, tax fraud, and self-dealing.

    The grand jury also returned a 218 count superseding indictment expanding charges relating to Enron's failed Internet division, Enron Broadband Services.

    "Indictments today are a significant milestone in our unabated efforts to expose and punish the vast array of criminal conduct related to the collapse of Enron Corporation," said Larry Thompson, Deputy Attorney General who heads DOJ's Corporate Fraud Task Force. "The indictments do not end by any means our investigation, and the investigation is active and ongoing," he added.

    Thompson, however, declined to get into details about Lea Fastow's indictment. The former assistant treasurer at Enron walked into the Internal Revenue Service office in Houston with her husband early Thursday and surrendered.

    Ken Rice, the EBS chief, Glisan and four other division executives arrived at the Houston FBI office within a half-hour Thursday morning and did not speak to reporters

    Boyle was the first to turn himself in at the FBI office.

    "Prosecuting this guy is like prosecuting the piano player in a whorehouse," Boyle's attorney Bill Rosch said after arriving with his client.

    Anyone think that the timing of Thomas White's "resignation" as Secretary of the Army had anything to do with this?





    posted by tbogg at 9:33 AM

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    Tonights Presidential (sic) speech brought to you by Depends. The first choice of poopy, peeing, run-away-from-danger Commanders in Chief.

    Oy. That Ari, what a stitch. He should get himself to the Catskills with this kind of material:

    President Bush plans to make history today by landing in a small plane on a moving aircraft carrier hundreds of miles from shore to declare an end to the combat phase of the war in Iraq.

    The White House downplayed any danger to the president, whose four-person Navy S-3B Viking anti-submarine aircraft will hook onto a steel cable after landing to prevent it from plunging off the flight deck and into the Pacific Ocean. Mr. Bush will be in the co-pilot's seat.

    "He is a former pilot," White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer said of his boss, who once flew jet fighters for the Texas Air National Guard. "For the sake of the landing, I'm sure he will be doing no piloting," the spokesman deadpanned. "Hope he's not watching today's briefing."

    But later in the day, Mr. Bush playfully left open the possibility that he would take the controls of the plane.

    "Never can tell what's going to kick in — the urge," he told reporters in the Oval Office. "Let me just say: Stay clear of the landing pattern."

    Yeah, right. "The Urge". We saw that in action back on 9/11.

    But isn't it funny that Ari didn't mention that the former Texas Air National Guardsman was suspended from flying?

    "Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug. 72 suspending 1st Lt. George W. Bush ... from flying status are confirmed... Reason for suspension: failure to accomplish medical examination."

    Year of refusing to take medical: 1972 Year drug testing implemented in military medical exams: 1972

    When pinned down, George W. Bush said he has not taken drugs "since 1974."

    I guess he could take the controls today. Most of the cocaine should be out of his system by now.

    I mean is this the face of a man who's not clean and straight?

    (Added: So how many times do you think the Liberal Media is going to show us the footage of Bush's plane's touching down with him climbing out and giving us a "thumbs up"? Let's just say that if you use this as a drinking game, we'll see you next Tuesday.)









    posted by tbogg at 9:11 AM

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    Deconstructing Peggy

    Quite a few readers (thank you all) sent me this link on The Politics of Polysyndeton which sounds terribly academic, but is in fact quite fun to read. Particularly since Mr. Nunberg takes on my favorite fluttery hair-tossing Daddy's girl. The Blanche DuBois of the Kool Kid's Kult, Peggy Noonan.

    The stylistic differences between the left and right aren't just a question of the words they use, but the tunes they sing them to. Listen to a recent piece by the Wall Street Journal's Peggy Noonan on the resurgence of patriotism, or as she calls it, "the simple idea of the goodness of loving America." The nation that won the war had nothing to do with big-city elites, she says; it was "a bigger America and a realer one -- a healthy and vibrant place full of religious feeling and cultural energy and Bible study and garage bands and sports-love and mom-love and sophistication and normality."

    And and and and and and and. . . -- that repetition of conjunctions is what rhetoricians call polysyndeton. It does a lot of work for Noonan here. Each of those and's implies an "and not" -- an opposition to the urban cosmopolitans who don't have religious feeling, don't study the Bible, don't love their moms, and don't have garage bands, most likely because they don't have garages. They're the people that Noonan describes as the "intellectuals, academics. . . , and leftist mandarins," not to mention the "local clever people who talk loudly in restaurants." (And they would be...?)


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    I see pacification is going well....two Iraqis at a time.

    It seems our Iraqi subjects aren't behaving themselves:

    IT started when a young boy hurled a sandal at a US jeep - it ended with two Iraqis dead and 16 seriously injured.

    I watched in horror as American troops opened fire on a crowd of 1,000 unarmed people here yesterday.

    Many, including children, were cut down by a 20-second burst of automatic gunfire during a demonstration against the killing of 13 protesters at the Al-Kaahd school on Monday.

    They had been whipped into a frenzy by religious leaders. The crowd were facing down a military compound of tanks and machine-gun posts.

    The youngster had apparently lobbed his shoe at the jeep - with a M2 heavy machine gun post on the back - as it drove past in a convoy of other vehicles.

    A soldier operating the weapon suddenly ducked, raised it on its pivot then pressed his thumb on the trigger.

    Mirror photographer Julian Andrews and I were standing about six feet from the vehicle when the first shots rang out, without warning.

    We dived for cover under the compound wall as troops within the crowd opened fire. The convoy accelerated away from the scene.

    Iraqis in the line of fire dived for cover, hugging the dust to escape being hit.

    We could hear the bullets screaming over our heads. Explosions of sand erupted from the ground - if the rounds failed to hit a demonstrator first. Seconds later the shooting stopped and the screaming and wailing began.

    One of the dead, a young man, lay face up, half his head missing, first black blood, then red spilling into the dirt.

    Operation Shoot Them in Their Hearts and Minds moves ever forward.

    (Thanks Tim)




    posted by tbogg at 8:31 AM

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    The drunken one...and the naked one.

    Talk with most people about the Bush twins and they'll be able to tell you that Jenna is the drunken one. But sister Barbara is often identified as "the other one" due to her greater ability to stay out of the tabloids. Not any more.

    HUSTLER magazine honcho Larry Flynt is hunting for a videotape rumored to show First Daughter Barbara Bush in the nude.

    Flynt's cronies are scouring the New Haven, Conn., campus of Yale University, where Barbara, 21, is a student, in hopes of buying a video supposedly made at one of Yale's notorious "naked parties."

    "We definitely have heard the story and we definitely have a rep over there but so far we have not been able to substantiate anything - yet," Flynt told PAGE SIX yesterday. "But usually where there's smoke, there's fire, so we're still looking."

    A source says Barbara has attended plenty of the bare-all bacchanals, a Yale tradition in which overworked Ivy Leaguers relieve stress by doffing their duds and drinking some suds.

    The footage in question was allegedly taken at a naked party several months ago, and Flynt's foot soldiers have been in talks with a student who says he is friends with the guy who has the tape.

    "Flynt offered the person $1 million," says our source. "But he doesn't have it - he says his friend does. So it's kind of in limbo."

    Flynt boasts that he is willing to spend big bucks to put President Bush's daughter in Hustler's pages. "It would definitely be worth a lot of money," the paralyzed porn potentate assures us. "Even if it's not great quality, if we could substantiate that it was her, that's all it would take. It would create a considerable amount of press."

    You know, I'd pay good money to see that tape. I'd pay a lot of money if Bill Clinton were in the tape with her.

    (Thansk to all my friends over at Table Talk who tracked this down)







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    ....you can hang out with all the boys

    Oof. Todd Jones of the Colorado Rockies:

    The Colorado Rockies criticized reliever Todd Jones' recent anti-gay remarks Tuesday night, saying they were "unfortunate" and did not reflect the team's views.

    Jones told The Denver Post on Sunday that he would not want to have a gay teammate. The comments were part of an entertainment story about the Broadway play Take Me Out, in which a major league baseball player announces that he is gay.

    The article compares the story line of the play with what might happen if a real-life player announced he was gay.

    "I wouldn't want a gay guy being around me," Jones told the paper. "It's got nothing to do with me being scared. That's the problem: All these people say he's got all these rights. Yeah, he's got rights or whatever, but he shouldn't walk around proud. It's like he's rubbing it in our face. 'See me, Hear me roar.' We're not trying to be close-minded, but then again, why be confrontational when you don't really have to be?"

    Here's Todd Jones, you may remember him from his stint in the Village People as the biker guy.

    Jones also said in the story that the player better be good "Because if (the team) thinks for one minute he's disrupting the clubhouse -- if he doesn't hit 50 homers or win 20 games -- they're not going to put up with that."

    Like they will with a, say, 6.35 ERA. Jones last appearance: 1 inning....5 hits....3 runs, all earned.

    I'd say he's throwing the ball a bit too straight and getting hit on pretty hard..









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    Elizabeth Smart and Danielle Van Dam

    You've probably heard about both of the above young ladies. You probably know more than you want to know. One made it home safely and the other didn't. The culprits in both cases were caught.

    What brings this to mind is a post over at The Rittenhouse Review about Ashleigh Moore.

    Savannah police had no new information Saturday on the condition or whereabouts of missing 12-year-old Ashleigh Moore, said police spokesman Bucky Burnsed.

    It was the eighth day since the girl's disappearance from her southside home.

    Police suspect foul play.

    Earlier in the week, investigators scoured the densely wooded, marshy areas of Hutchinson Island following what they said was a credible tip. However, the search yielded no trace of the girl.

    Ashleigh was reported missing April 18 by her mother's live-in boyfriend, Bobby Buckner. The girl's glasses were left in her room, though she cannot see without them

    Of course, until Jim at Rittenhouse and Atrios mentioned this in their blogs today, I had never heard of her and the fact that she was missing. Jim rightfully points out a glaring point...Ashley is a little black girl. The other more famous girls weren't.

    Here's another one you probably haven't heard of: Jahi Turner.

    Two-year-old Jahi Turner's stepfather, Tieray Jones, claims he left the child unattended at a sandbox in San Diego's Balboa Park for about 15 minutes at about 2:30pm on April 25, 2002. When he returned, the toddler was gone. The official police search of the area lasted for about three days, and then a team of volunteers -- many of the same people who helped in the search for Danielle van Dam two months earlier (including Brenda van Dam, her mother) -- took over.

    Police questioned a woman (with two young children) who had been in the area when Jones said Turner disappeared. She was never considered a witness, and polcie did not reveal what she told them.

    Jahi had been living with his maternal grandparents in Maryland until April 21, when he came to live with Tieray and Tameka Jones in Navy housing (Tameka was a sailor assigned to the U.S.S. Rushmore, and was on maneuvers the day of Jahi's disappearance)

    Tramane Sampson, Jahi's biological father, has recently been released from prison and lives in Maryland.

    If you lived in San Diego during this period, it was all Danielle Van Dam all the time even two months after Danielle's body was found 25 days after she disappeared (of course the fact that Danielle's parents were dope-smoking suburban swingers added to the titillation factor). By that time the police had picked up David Westerfield and the local tabloidization of TV was in full swing. But Jahi Turner? After a few weeks, the local media got tired of it. Too Danielle'd out I suppose. Besides, Jahi was just a little black boy, and it's not like it's rare when little black children go missing.

    Just ask Florida.

    Five days ago there was a mention about the one year anniversary of the disappearance of Jahi Turner in the local paper.

    A website called jahimissing.com is no longer operating, but a police hotline set up specifically for the case at (619) 235-8477 continues to function.

    We can all go back to sleep now.







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    ...that vicious, isolationist Us-versus-Them mentality so beloved by BushCo and the warmongers and Fox News

    You look like you could use a little Mark Morford today.

    He is 78 and fragile and suffering from symptoms of Alzheimer's and hasn't made a decent movie in decades, unless you count how he sadly made himself look quite the undereducated, largely unsympathetic, defensive fool in the Oscar-winning "Bowling for Columbine."

    And now, Charlton Heston is stepping down as the High Lord Gunmaster Poobah (or whatever they called him) of the phallically righteous increasingly paranoid adorably manly National Rifle Association. They are sighing in tribute. They are hugging each other and giving reassuring pats though not in an icky scary gay way. They are raising their rifles in salute.





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    Got a couple of hours to waste?

    Rubber Nun directs us to Rock & Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags.

    Caution: not for the mullet intolerant.

    You've been warned.


    posted by tbogg at 9:15 AM

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    Leaving no white children behind.

    Compassionate racism.

    The number of black Americans under 18 years old who live in extreme poverty has risen sharply since 2000 and is now at its highest level since the government began collecting such figures in 1980, according to a study by the Children's Defense Fund, a child welfare advocacy group.

    In 2001, the last year for which government figures are available, nearly one million black children were living in families with after-tax incomes that were less than half the amount used to define poverty, said the new study, which was based on Census Bureau statistics and is to be released publicly today. The defense fund provided a copy in advance to The New York Times.

    The poverty line for a family of three was about $14,100, the study said, so a family of three living in extreme poverty had a disposable income of about $7,060, the study said.

    In early 2000, only 686,000 black children were that poor, the study said, indicating that the economic circumstances of the United States' poorest black families deteriorated sharply from 2000 to 2001.

    I think it's about time these black children pull themselves up by their bootstraps and become white.



    posted by tbogg at 8:57 AM

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    When the lights dim, the cockroaches come out.

    Now that the media glare on Rick Santorum (R-Sexual Bigot) has moved on, the Republican party vermin are showing their faces again:

    Republican leaders in Congress gave strong backing to Senator Rick Santorum today, dismissing calls by gay rights groups and Democrats for him to be replaced as the third-ranking Republican in the Senate for remarks about homosexuality.

    Senior officials in both houses swiftly rose to Mr. Santorum's defense as Congress returned from a two-week recess and the lawmakers faced questions about him from reporters.

    "I think Senator Santorum took a very courageous and moral position based upon principles and his world view," said Representative Tom DeLay, the House majority leader from Texas.

    Mr. DeLay said he was proud of Mr. Santorum for "standing on principle."

    [snip]

    Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, the majority leader, said today that Mr. Santorum's support among his fellow Republicans in the Senate was solid.

    "Absolutely, he will remain in leadership," Dr. Frist told reporters. "He has the full, 100 percent confidence of the Republican leadership in the United States Senate."

    Dr. Frist went on to praise his colleague for his "inclusiveness, in terms of growing the Republican Party."

    Officials said Mr. Santorum thanked his fellow Republican senators for their support in a closed strategy luncheon and received a round of applause.

    People at the meeting said Mr. Santorum even received expressions of support from fellow Republicans who last week had expressed some misgivings about the comments.

    Mr. Santorum, who did not speak in public today, has refused to apologize and said that his remarks were more directed at the right to privacy rather than homosexuality. He said his position was shared by a majority of the Supreme Court in upholding a Georgia antisodomy law in 1986.

    I'll be waiting to hear what Andy Sullivan and the North American Man/Dog Love Association have to say about this.

    Woof.







    posted by tbogg at 8:52 AM

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    The big time

    I clicked on this CNN link expecting to see some crappy mainstream writer.

    Imagine my suprise.

    Cool.


    posted by tbogg at 8:32 AM

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    Big Chief Rummy of the Bechtel Tribe

    Um. Nice hats.


    posted by tbogg at 8:25 AM

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    Actually, just the fact that her name is "Priscilla" creeps me out

    Democrats give an intentional walk to Sutton to face Priscilla Owen.

    Senate Democrats said yesterday they will block the judicial nomination of Priscilla R. Owen, marking the second time this year they have employed filibuster tactics to thwart President Bush's efforts to name conservatives to the federal bench.

    Democrats said Owen improperly inserted personal views into decisions while serving on the Texas Supreme Court. Owen now joins Miguel Estrada, nominated for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia, in waiting for an end to the Senate's increasingly contentious partisan impasse over judicial appointments.

    The administration scored one success yesterday when the Senate voted 51 to 42 to confirm former Ohio solicitor general Jeffrey Sutton to the Cincinnati-based U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit. The vote was largely along party lines.

    As for Estrada and Owen, Republicans say Democrats are hurting themselves politically by working so energetically to derail prominent female and Hispanic nominees. Some GOP officials said this week that the White House has a strategy of nominating Republican women, Hispanics and African Americans for lifetime federal judgeships partly to force Senate Democrats to appear to oppose diversity if they block the conservative choices.

    Thanks for the advice, Republicans. Because we all know how much you guys loooooove women, Hispanics, and African Americans. And gays. You guys just love gays. Even if they are filthy sodomites who are reponsible for bringing god's wrath down upon America.

    Remember: Love the sinner, hate the fact that they exist.

    Several freshman senators have been trying to find a way out of the impasse. Yesterday, one of them, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), chairman of the judiciary panel's constitution subcommittee, scheduled hearings on what he called "reform of the broken judicial confirmation process."

    Here's a simple way to reform the process: renominate all of Bill Clinton's nominees who never got a hearing.

    Accept nothing less.


    posted by tbogg at 8:16 AM

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    Bash says "it's not my default".

    Proof that they grown-ups are back in charge.

    The Treasury Department says the United States could face the prospect of not being able to pay its bills in late May unless Congress raises the government's borrowing authority, now capped at $6.4 trillion.

    Treasury's debt managers have taken a number of steps since February to prevent the government from defaulting on the national debt, but "on current projections, the extraordinary measures taken since Feb. 20, 2003, will only be adequate to meet the government's needs until the latter half of May," said a statement released Tuesday.

    After that - absent a boost in the government's borrowing authority by Congress - Treasury would breach the current $6.4 trillion ceiling on the national debt

    Let's see.....the government can't pay their bills.....hmmmmm....that means they need to bring in more money to fulfill their obligations.

    Time for a tax cut.


    posted by tbogg at 7:56 AM

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    I guess it depends on what your interpretation of "combat" is....

    Dueling headlines on MSNBC

    Bush to announce combat over
    In national address Thursday


    and

    U.S. troops again fire on protesters


    posted by tbogg at 7:50 AM

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    Senators who roll

    The US Senate just approved Bush nominee Jeffrey Sutton to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Sixth Circuit, on a vote of 52-41. Two Democrats voted for Sutton, although suprisingly one of them was not Zell Miller (D-Turncoat) of Georgia.

    The offending two:

    Ben Nelson of Nebraska and (I'm so embarassed) California's own Diane Feinstein.

    Crap. Even John Breaux voted against him.

    Please email them with proper sentiments.


    posted by tbogg at 12:24 PM

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    It's a WalMart wetdream

    Jesse points out that wages are plummeting in Iraq.

    The wages of skilled workers were to be cut to $22 (£13.80) a month, those of the unskilled to $10. Graduates and trained professionals, who had been working as translators and drivers for about £1.30 a day, found themselves being paid 50p or less. The effect was immediate: less than three weeks after liberating Iraq’s second-largest city, the British forces had a strike on their hands.

    Sounds like a blueprint for the Bush economy.

    Without the strike, of course.



    posted by tbogg at 10:51 AM

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    Non-Sequitur

    The anti-criticism shield


    posted by tbogg at 10:17 AM

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    "simple observation validates these assumptions"

    Now that the Santorum debate is subsiding, because everyone who disagrees with him is a hateful anti-Catholic, anti-Christian bigot (and probably a closet fag when you get right down to it), it's time for the religious right to make sure that they have their talking points in order just in case another wingnut Senator accidently slips up and says what he really thinks. For that we turn to the Abiding Truth Ministry:

    The Rick Santorum controversy has illuminated a serious problem in the Republican Party: its leaders seem woefully ill-prepared to defend the pro-family position on homosexuality. As an attorney who trains pro-family activists how to debate this issue, I would like to offer my fellow Republicans the following advice.

    First, don't dodge the issue in fear of political correctness or pro-"gay" media bias. Stand confidently upon the essential pro-family presuppositions that resonate with people of common sense: 1) normality is that which functions according to its design, 2) the heterosexual design of the human body and the natural family is self-evident, 3) respecting the design of life produces good results (conversely, rejecting that design produces bad results) and 4) simple observation validates these assumptions. No special education or "scientific" study is required.

    Failure to articulate the logic of our position cedes the moral and intellectual battleground to the militant "gays," and leaves the impression (even among our own supporters) that we have no reasonable response, other than religious belief, to their attack on family values.

    Second, contest the hidden false assumption underlying most pro-"gay" arguments that homosexuality is immutable. We have a strong case on this point since 1) proponents of the "gays are born that way" justification for normalizing homosexuality bear the burden of proof, 2) proof is absolutely necessary due to the severity of social change which is contemplated by their demands, 3) proponents cannot prove that homosexuality is immutable (Indeed, ex-homosexuals can prove that it is not.), 3) if homosexuality is not immutable, then logically it must be acquired (children being the most likely to acquire the condition because of their vulnerability to social conditioning), and 4) society must err on the side of caution, actively discouraging the normalization of homosexuality in order to protect children and others from the possibility of acquiring a homosexual condition with its attendant health risks

    Who is passing on these gems of wisdom? That would be noted gay obsessive Scott Lively

    ...and don't forget: The Nazis were Gay!

    (Edited: the pflag article previously linked was noted as a "what if" parody that I missed. Sorry for the confusion)



    posted by tbogg at 9:40 AM

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    They thought they were in Kentstatistan.

    Remember that old line about setting someone free, and if they didn't come back to you, hunting them down and killing them?

    Apparently that our policy in Iraq.

    One U.S. Army sergeant said he shot at what he saw, "and what I saw was targets. Targets with weapons, and they were going to harm me."

    "It's either them or me, and I took the shot, sir, and I'm still here talking to you," he said.

    Don't these people know that President Iraqi Liberator is going to call it a win on Thursday? Oh, for those fond memories of pulling down statues and sharing MRE's. It seem like it was just weeks ago......



    posted by tbogg at 8:56 AM

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    Remember when the US was cool?

    From Bathtub Goulash.

    We were the fun, rich, good-looking, popular country. We drove the coolest car and had the tasty girlfriend with the big tits and the pool. We hung out with all the other cool countries, but still said hi to Mexico in the hallways (even though he smelled like a spicy sweatsuit). We were the best athlete and played guitar in a shitty band. We would get drunk and prank Russia and do coke on the away bus.

    Go read the whole thing.

    (Thanks to Chris)