Thursday, February 06, 2003
Jenna Bush can beer-bong a half-rack of Coors Lights and then belch all the names of the Supreme Court justices who scammed her dad into office
You look like you could use some Mark Morford today.
Suddenly you hear that one of the adorably vacuous female finalists on that noxious "Joe Millionaire" reality show you swear you're not watching, even though your normally wicked-smart girlfriend is addicted to the damnable media beast and drags you into its black void of tepid giddy shrillness every week, you hear that blond finalist Sarah who claims she's 29 yeah right but is probably actually closer to 36 and who on the show is clearly all high maintenance and snotty and totally in it for the money and no one likes her blech blech yuck, well, it turns out she's a spanker.
...enjoy.
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